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snowbunny Feb 10th 2006 8:28 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by jcapulet
A Dutch wife?? :eek: :D :D I won't ask what they call a "Dutch husband"...muahahahaaa!!!! :p

A 10" long erm lipstick case? :D

skywalker Feb 10th 2006 8:31 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by jcapulet
Hey didn't Possoms get a lime green cat too? :D

Yeah, right but mine is the boss!:D :D :D

jcapulet Feb 10th 2006 8:32 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by possoms
Actually I gave birth to an Acorn but flushed it away :rolleyes:

You sure it wasn't a "Lincoln Log" or a "Steamy Coil"? :D

snowbunny Feb 10th 2006 8:33 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by jcapulet
You sure it wasn't a "Lincoln Log" or a "Steamy Coil"? :D

Dutch toilets have a sort of raised platform in the middle so that you can admire your handiwork.

If you're really posh, you place a sheet of toilet paper on that exposed ledge before creating your piece of modern art.... that way there are no skid marks when you dispose of it.

jcapulet Feb 10th 2006 8:33 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny
A 10" long erm lipstick case? :D

Er yes, industrial size for today's busy lifestyles! :D :D

snowbunny Feb 10th 2006 8:34 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by jcapulet
Er yes, industrial size for today's busy lifestyles! :D :D

actually I think it should be like those new paper towels (kitchen roll to the Brits), you tear off only as much as you need. :D

Ransi Feb 10th 2006 8:35 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by The A Team
It wasn't but thanks anyway :)

WendyC your firing blanks too. :)

Horse shit...I'll hit you again when I can..

jcapulet Feb 10th 2006 8:35 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny
Dutch toilets have a sort of raised platform in the middle so that you can admire your handiwork.

If you're really posh, you place a sheet of toilet paper on that exposed ledge before creating your piece of modern art.... that way there are no skid marks when you dispose of it.

We had those in Germany too...man that was gross! Imagine a 10 year old boy's fun with it...yes, my brother.

We were on vacation and staying at a bed & breakfast inn...he took a huge dump then didn't flush it. The cleaning lady came in, and went about her business cleaning. Then she went into the bathroom and we heard a horrified scream. Then a flush.

Me, my brother and Mom couldn't stop laughing. All the while my Mom kept smacking us on the head to stop laughing :D

jcapulet Feb 10th 2006 8:37 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny
actually I think it should be like those new paper towels (kitchen roll to the Brits), you tear off only as much as you need. :D

Hm, a "select-a-size"...lipstick case could be interesting! :D

skywalker Feb 10th 2006 8:39 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by jcapulet
We had those in Germany too...man that was gross! Imagine a 10 year old boy's fun with it...yes, my brother.

We were on vacation and staying at a bed & breakfast inn...he took a huge dump then didn't flush it. The cleaning lady came in, and went about her business cleaning. Then she went into the bathroom and we heard a horrified scream. Then a flush.

Me, my brother and Mom couldn't stop laughing. All the while my Mom kept smacking us on the head to stop laughing :D

:D :D :D

Wendy Feb 10th 2006 8:39 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by The A Team
It wasn't but thanks anyway :)

WendyC your firing blanks too. :)


:o

The A Team Feb 10th 2006 8:40 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
:o

No worries :)

Wendy Feb 10th 2006 8:43 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by The A Team
No worries :)


I've lost track again. Oh well, I'll save a really good one for next time.

skywalker Feb 10th 2006 9:21 am

Re: Karma exchange
 
I have 3 k left...who wants some ?

Wendy Feb 10th 2006 9:34 am

Re: Karma exchange
 

Originally Posted by skywalker
I have 3 k left...who wants some ?

Why are you talking in blank?????


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