Mmm no now please explain dear boy

Too scared.

If he explains you would get the old tea towel on your head again and threaten to 'do us all in'.... So best he keep quiet.

Good point.

Violence is futile against the weak and the stupid.

Well that's all of us covered then... is this you on the right?

Too tall

Must be the guy on the left then.

Still too tall,why do you think i was in recon,i wasnt meant to be seen

As soon as you concern yourself with the good and bad of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticising others weaken and defeat you.

Oh really well still alive and well despite many an adventure,others are not.

Sounds like something from the Art of War!

Recon... you sure it wasn't the 3rd Dwarf Rifles of the Leprechaun Brigade?

I dont think he knows shit about war,armchair observer more like