Joke
Jan 11th 2006, 6:56 am
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Joke
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro," says the chap.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"
"OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a wank"
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"
"OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a wank"
Jan 11th 2006, 7:16 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fraser
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro," says the chap.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"
"OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a wank"
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"
"OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a wank"
HEHEHE yeah heard this one before, still good though. It may have been funnier if you had of used Bix instead of Japanese man....
ZX......
Jan 11th 2006, 7:30 am
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Re: Joke
Must've been in Aus. No bastard dustman in the UK would put himself out to LOOK for the bin 
Jan 11th 2006, 7:32 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Must've been in Aus. No bastard dustman in the UK would put himself out to LOOK for the bin
Jan 11th 2006, 7:38 am
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Re: Joke
Seeing your name reminded me that I wanted to ask you what hotel you stayed at at Heathrow before you flew out. Do you remember how much it was?
Jan 11th 2006, 7:38 am
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Re: Joke
LOL Good one !!!
Good one !!!
Jan 11th 2006, 7:48 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Seeing your name reminded me that I wanted to ask you what hotel you stayed at at Heathrow before you flew out. Do you remember how much it was?
Jan 11th 2006, 8:23 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fraser
It was the Sheraton and it was around £100.
Jan 11th 2006, 8:25 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by possoms
Fraser???
Jan 11th 2006, 8:31 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fraser
An answer to Annes question
are you only kidding
Jan 11th 2006, 8:32 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by possoms
No just seeing if you were there, it says your accounts deleted
are you only kidding
are you only kidding
It's been like that for two weeks
Jan 11th 2006, 8:39 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fraser
It's been like that for two weeks
good joke btw
Jan 11th 2006, 9:15 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by possoms
I'm on the ball as ever
good joke btw
good joke btw
Because of the house?
Jan 11th 2006, 9:37 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fraser
Why peed off?
Because of the house?
Because of the house?
Jan 11th 2006, 10:12 am
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by possoms
Yes, we just want to go