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A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro," says the chap.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"

"OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a wank"

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HEHEHE yeah heard this one before, still good though. It may have been funnier if you had of used Bix instead of Japanese man.... :D


ZX...... :cool:

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Must've been in Aus. No bastard dustman in the UK would put himself out to LOOK for the bin :p :D

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Must have been christmas :D

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Seeing your name reminded me that I wanted to ask you what hotel you stayed at at Heathrow before you flew out. Do you remember how much it was?

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LOL :D Good one !!!

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It was the Sheraton and it was around £100.

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Fraser??? :confused:

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An answer to Annes question :confused:

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No just seeing if you were there, it says your accounts deleted :confused:

are you only kidding :p

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It's been like that for two weeks :rolleyes: :p

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I'm on the ball as ever :D

good joke btw :)

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Why peed off?

Because of the house?

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Yes, we just want to go :(

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K sent :)