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pompeyblonde Feb 23rd 2009 4:53 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Now you're talking........I've never had that offered to me for free before.....No-strings right?
:rofl: Im not a nurse!! but Ill give you some counselling after if you like!

moneypenny20 Feb 23rd 2009 4:54 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by pompeyblonde (Post 7316596)
Do you propose chasing after these recalcitrant women speculum in hand!!???!! at the end of the day its their choice whether to be screened or not!

Perhaps we should also chase after men with our rubber gloves on and force prostate screening??!!

Perhaps we should. They are even more likely to steer clear of thinking about the procedure than women are regarding pap smears. At least we are relatively used to 'flopping open and relaxing whilst an alien object is inserted'. Heterosexual men do not tend to experience regular rummaging in that particular orifice :blink:

bcworld Feb 23rd 2009 4:55 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 7316605)
Heterosexual men do not tend to experience regular rummaging in that particular orifice :blink:

I dunno.....I've heard a few stories......

DunRoaminTheUK Feb 23rd 2009 4:56 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 7316605)
Heterosexual men do not tend to experience regular rummaging in that particular orifice :blink:

Very thin toilet paper can sometimes lend itself to an inadvertent bout of 'exploration', if you're not very careful....

pompeyblonde Feb 23rd 2009 4:56 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 
If it's archaic to call both men and women who'll drop their drawers at the drop of a hat and sometimes without knowing the name of the other party an age old descriptive word then it looks like I'm archaic too. Yes it does! I don't care who you sleep with why should you judge anyone else? Maybe it's something to do with the world we inhabit It can hardly be described as sexist when it's aimed at both sexes though imo. But we all know it isn't don't we? its women only, and young women in particular

DunRoaminTheUK Feb 23rd 2009 4:57 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by pompeyblonde (Post 7316604)
:rofl: Im not a nurse!! but Ill give you some counselling after if you like!

Never mind the counseling, just bring plenty of margarine...

Safin Feb 23rd 2009 4:59 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by pompeyblonde (Post 7316596)
Do you propose chasing after these recalcitrant women speculum in hand!!???!! at the end of the day its their choice whether to be screened or not!

Perhaps we should also chase after men with our rubber gloves on and force prostate screening??!!

I just know I am going to regret joining this thread.

No, of course I don't think women should be forced and nothing I said implied that. The word was "should" not "must".

And whilst I would never wish cancer on anyone regardless of their lack of care of their own body you have to feel a little sorrier for those who tried to prevent it and failed than for those who didn't bother!

And more men should be exposed to the rubber gloves - in their own best interests of course!!

Safin Feb 23rd 2009 5:04 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Yes it does! I don't care who you sleep with why should you judge anyone else?
Because people are judgemental. Always have been always will be.

You are judging N Bird's traditional view as archaic

Personally I'm more inclined to agree with you that peoples sex lives are their own business but NB is entitled to her view too.

kporte Feb 23rd 2009 5:05 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 7316609)
Very thin toilet paper can sometimes lend itself to an inadvertent bout of 'exploration', if you're not very careful....

I had a nasty perianal abcess ( caused by lifting weights before you lot start)
and the only relief I could gain ( prior to getting an operation to remove) was by sticking a calypo Ice lolly up my bum. not a good time I can tell you!

DunRoaminTheUK Feb 23rd 2009 5:06 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by Safin (Post 7316623)
And more men should be exposed to the rubber gloves - in their own best interests of course!!

Just remember please that more than 3 fingers is a 'fisting' and I'm not into that....

DunRoaminTheUK Feb 23rd 2009 5:07 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7316630)
not a good time I can tell you!

Open your mind......and breathe more deeply...... :lol:

Safin Feb 23rd 2009 5:07 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 
not an image I really wanted?

did the flavour matter - I should think citrus was a bit acidic!

DunRoaminTheUK Feb 23rd 2009 5:08 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by Safin (Post 7316637)
not an image I really wanted?

did the flavour matter - I should think citrus was a bit acidic!

I don't think that he was planning on licking it after?

kporte Feb 23rd 2009 5:08 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 

Originally Posted by Safin (Post 7316637)
not an image I really wanted?

did the flavour matter - I should think citrus was a bit acidic!

I kept the wrapper on.

Safin Feb 23rd 2009 5:10 pm

Re: Jade Goody
 
the sting man, the sting, not the bloody taste


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