No I won't thank you.

good so stick around for the next episode of BB and Pollys adventures on BE

Why not just start the "Bernie and Polly" thread in the Youth Club? That way nobody would ever see it.

Thrilling can't wait! Although I think I know how it goes...

Bernie: I can drink a hundred pints and shag 100 girls.
Polly: If anyone can do it I'm sure you can Bernie!
* Insert more banter here*
Bernie: Bloody English!
Polly: I'm Welsh!

Carry on for another couple of pages...

Am I close?

Oh dear you sound sound like someone from the NT,if you really knew me and Polly you would understand the craic,but alas you dont

Oooohhh... now you've done it. He'll come and bash you with his Kepi.

Well the people I know from the NT are lovely, so not quite understanding your reference there.

Of course I don't "really know you and Polly". This is an internet forum, the majority of people don't "really know" each other.

I know you... you're a Scouser, so you wear green shellsuits and steal hubcaps.

Mine was pink and purple actually

Classy !!

I'm actually from the era when people really did wear green shellsuits... I had an Adidas one !

That I was! I used to wear my hair in a side pony tail with lots of hairspray too .

The green Adidas tracky (definately not the shellsuit!) is back in fashion as being a bit retro!

OK guys, so let's move on hey. I reckon the problem has been eveyone has joined in the show and the show has run it's course. That happens with all the best comedys. Let's not make it a painful closure and let's move on hey guys

Anyway my irrational hatred is Guiness and Pizza. Got the shits this morning cos the two don't mix

You Liverpool girls always knew how to dress to impress.

Sadly mine WAS the shellsuit.

I blame my mum! The dodgy clothes were always her idea. She was deadly when we went shopping though, she used to carry a red pen in her handbag and 'mark' down the prices of the stuff she wanted to get!

I may have to post in the "what your parents made you wear" thread... there were a lot of bad clothes...

Did you ever dye your hair as well..