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Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:29 am
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Didn't meet many hairy backs. Did meet a lot of Japanese blokes though, who were so s m o o t h .. And very tiny.
tiny as in tiny back??? or tiny you know what??
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:29 am
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Didn't meet many hairy backs. Did meet a lot of Japanese blokes though, who were so s m o o t h .. And very tiny.
tiny ????????? thats why japanese women have a squint. All that searching
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:32 am
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Originally Posted by paulrachel
tiny as in tiny back??? or tiny you know what??
Well, tiny all over .

I'm 5'10" and I must have looked Amazonian to them.
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:33 am
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I rather fear that some people might not talk to me after this...

I bet I'm not the only masseuse on this site. I know you're out there.
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:35 am
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tiny ????????? thats why japanese women have a squint. All that searching
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:35 am
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I rather fear that some people might not talk to me after this...

I bet I'm not the only masseuse on this site. I know you're out there.
Oh dont worry about that after this your popularity will go through the roof. Give us more gossip
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:36 am
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I rather fear that some people might not talk to me after this...

I bet I'm not the only masseuse on this site. I know you're out there.
don't be daft
there are probably lots on here who have done far worse
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:36 am
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don't be daft
there are probably lots on here who have done far worse
Given half a chance. You bet
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:41 am
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Originally Posted by Clan Fortune
Oh dont worry about that after this your popularity will go through the roof. Give us more gossip
Gossip's a bit tricky... ok, well one of my guys was the boss of the Lebanese mafia... See why I left? He was lebanese/American and the only Lebanese man I've ever met with red hair!!! (His mother was Irish American)

He actually took me to dinner .....in England...
We caught a jet to Singapore and then Concorde through to London where we went to a very exclusive restaurant in St James.

Now THAT was weird.
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:43 am
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Gossip's a bit tricky... ok, well one of my guys was the boss of the Lebanese mafia... See why I left? He was lebanese/American and the only Lebanese man I've ever met with red hair!!! (His mother was Irish American)

He actually took me to dinner .....in England...
We caught a jet to Singapore and then Concorde through to London where we went to a very exclusive restaurant in St James.

Now THAT was weird.
wow sounds fantastic!! dodgy though...bloody perves!
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:49 am
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Originally Posted by paulrachel
wow sounds fantastic!! dodgy though...bloody perves!
It was a bit weird going home and not seeing my parents... I still haven't told them!

He was a perv... he wanted my bod and I wouldn't give it to him, because no matter what, red haired lebanese guys just aren't normal. Still, I went on Concorde. That was nice...
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 12:55 am
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Um, trying to think of things I can tell you... I mean, really, it was just a job... Lots of champagne and sitting around in a bubbling spa for hours after work, lots of baby oil being flung around (or baby powder if you were super creepy)
Meeting lots of interesting people... nice chats.

My favourite guy was a Vietnam vet. who basically couldn't sleep, so three times a week, he'd hire me and I'd relax him to the point of near coma. He only slept after I'd pummelled him to within an inch of his life - nothing dodgy, he just wanted to relax. I often wonder what became of him.

Oooh, one of the most hated guys was this massive old fat bloke and the girls used to hate him because he was too old to 'achieve' the last bit and they'd be going for hours ... then he'd complain if they hadn't managed to er 'complete'.... and then get his money back, and as a result the girls wouldn't get paid for their 'input' ,.. Damn, he was a git.

I'll think of some more no doubt but it has been a long time... The memory is dim.
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 1:04 am
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Poor "massive old fat bloke" didn't get a "happy ending" then?
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 1:13 am
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Originally Posted by johnnie7au
Poor "massive old fat bloke" didn't get a "happy ending" then?
Johnnie, I imagine he's pipped it by now. So, no.

It wasn't his fatness or his tiny codger that got everyone's back up, it was the fact that he was a bullying redneck git of a bloke with a voice like a spam fritter going through a cheese grater. He was really just so unpleasant.
I felt for those girls... a few brits, mainly Australian though.
 
Old Oct 17th 2006 | 1:24 am
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Originally Posted by iPom
Didn't meet many hairy backs. Did meet a lot of Japanese blokes though, who were so s m o o t h .. And very tiny.

'Very tiny, what was? Oh yeh just got it!
 


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