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Clan Fortune Oct 16th 2006 11:47 pm

iPom is being bad
 
iPom has just been informed us that she used to work in a massage parlour, now she has told us I could tell you some stories, now that is down right bad to lead you on like that and not tell the stories. So come on give me the support I need to convince iPom to spill the beans. :D

Britishaussie Oct 16th 2006 11:50 pm

Re: iPom is being bad
 

Originally Posted by Clan Fortune
iPom has just been informed us that she /he used to work in a massage parlour, now he/she has told us I could tell you some stories, now that is down right bad to lead you on like that and not tell the stories. So come on give me the support I need to convince iPom to spill the beans. :D

iPom is very definitely a lady! :D

Clan Fortune Oct 16th 2006 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Britishaussie
iPom is very definitely a lady! :D

sorted

seang Oct 16th 2006 11:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Britishaussie
iPom is very definitely a lady! :D

look we dont care if she cant read a map ...we just want massage parlour stories...............

Clan Fortune Oct 16th 2006 11:59 pm

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Originally Posted by seang
look we dont care if she cant read a map ...we just want massage parlour stories...............

HERE HERE, come oan iPod get them stories telt.

Wife Beater Oct 17th 2006 12:01 am

Re: iPom is being bad
 
Get your tits out. :beer:

iPom Oct 17th 2006 12:18 am

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Oh you trouble makers! :p

Ok, well when I was on my year here in 1990, at the tender age of 19, I got some temp work for a legal bod in the city. Was working for him for a few weeks although hadn't been working since I'd got to Sydney because of recession, so all my cash was used up nearly. Anyway, landed this temp job and the guy really liked me cos I whipped his office into shape. Stayed on for a while there, and dealt with his clients.
One of his clients - we'll call him John* took a bit of a shine to me, and asked me if I was looking for any evening work. I said yes, but depending on what it was, being the naturally suspicious type...

He said just reception work, and gave me an address in Paramatta to turn up to that evening. I got there and the sign on the door said 'Club 180' or something like that.

Got buzzed in and found that there were lots of interestingly dressed chicks inside. Anyway, his receptionist was having time off for personal issues and I got her job for 5 months.

The pay was absolutely FANTASTIC and I met some really nice girls and blokes. Yes I got asked if I did massage, and yes, I did one or two, but was clear I wouldn't do the 'other' which John was fine about... The other being a little hand action at the end - no sex ... The cash from the job funded some serious travelling from then on.

However, I later found out that the John was under investigation by the Federal police and also by the Tax people and when things came to a head, I left town swiftly to avoid being involved in it all - dealing with him through the legal chap's office had meant I was privy to some interesting info and I would have been called in the investigation - and being 19 and wanting to travel, didn't want to sit around chatting to the Fed police for weeks.
The night I left, two 'heavies' came to my door that I shared with another girl and wanted to know where I was. I left in time I think.

So there you go.. Nice fellas - a bit lonely for most, some just trying a new experience and others deeply traumatised like a couple of Vietnam veterans who came for the company and a bit of acceptance and understanding... A few footballers who came to get pummelled by the experts.

I give great massage. :D






*names have been changed to protect the innocent

iPom Oct 17th 2006 12:19 am

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Originally Posted by Britishaussie
iPom is very definitely a lady! :D

You poor, disillusioned soul, you.

Clan Fortune Oct 17th 2006 12:20 am

Re: iPom is being bad
 

Originally Posted by iPom
Oh you trouble makers! :p

Ok, well when I was on my year here in 1990, at the tender age of 19, I got some temp work for a legal bod in the city. Was working for him for a few weeks although hadn't been working since I'd got to Sydney because of recession, so all my cash was used up nearly. Anyway, landed this temp job and the guy really liked me cos I whipped his office into shape. Stayed on for a while there, and dealt with his clients.
One of his clients - we'll call him John* took a bit of a shine to me, and asked me if I was looking for any evening work. I said yes, but depending on what it was, being the naturally suspicious type...

He said just reception work, and gave me an address in Paramatta to turn up to that evening. I got there and the sign on the door said 'Club 180' or something like that.

Got buzzed in and found that there were lots of interestingly dressed chicks inside. Anyway, his receptionist was having time off for personal issues and I got her job for 5 months.

The pay was absolutely FANTASTIC and I met some really nice girls and blokes. Yes I got asked if I did massage, and yes, I did one or two, but was clear I wouldn't do the 'other' which John was fine about... The other being a little hand action at the end - no sex ... The cash from the job funded some serious travelling from then on.

However, I later found out that the John was under investigation by the Federal police and also by the Tax people and when things came to a head, I left town swiftly to avoid being involved in it all - dealing with him through the legal chap's office had meant I was privy to some interesting info and I would have been called in the investigation - and being 19 and wanting to travel, didn't want to sit around chatting to the Fed police for weeks.
The night I left, two 'heavies' came to my door that I shared with another girl and wanted to know where I was. I left in time I think.

So there you go.. Nice fellas - a bit lonely for most, some just trying a new experience and others deeply traumatised like a couple of Vietnam veterans who came for the company and a bit of acceptance and understanding... A few footballers who came to get pummelled by the experts.

I give great massage. :D






*names have been changed to protect the innocent

Thats more like it, no cmon what about the blokes with 3 bums and all that :D :D

Nomore Oct 17th 2006 12:23 am

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i would hate to massage anyone :eek: hairy backs and cracks and all that err!

seang Oct 17th 2006 12:24 am

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Originally Posted by iPom
tender age of 19... legal bod ...the guy really liked me cos I whipped his ...a shine ....Got buzzed .. absolutely FANTASTIC ...massage,... a little hand action ...sex ... things came to a head...swiftly... pummelled by the experts.

I give great massage.

Wow I love your personal ad , errr, I mean post...............

Clan Fortune Oct 17th 2006 12:25 am

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Originally Posted by paulrachel
i would hate to massage anyone :eek: hairy backs and cracks and all that err!

Im with you unless it happened to be a 20ish female like sarah michele geller :D

iPom Oct 17th 2006 12:26 am

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Originally Posted by seang
Wow I love your personal ad , errr, I mean post...............


LOL! Impressive, no? ;)

iPom Oct 17th 2006 12:27 am

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Originally Posted by paulrachel
i would hate to massage anyone :eek: hairy backs and cracks and all that err!

Didn't meet many hairy backs. Did meet a lot of Japanese blokes though, who were so s m o o t h .. :D And very tiny.

iPom Oct 17th 2006 12:28 am

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Originally Posted by Clan Fortune
Thats more like it, no cmon what about the blokes with 3 bums and all that :D :D

A few famous footy players, no one with three bums though. :eek:


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