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tiny as in tiny back??? or tiny you know what?? :D

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tiny ????????? thats why japanese women have a squint. All that searching :D :D

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Well, tiny all over .http://photobucket.com/albums/v169/A...lookaround.gif

I'm 5'10" and I must have looked Amazonian to them.

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I rather fear that some people might not talk to me after this... http://photobucket.com/albums/v169/A...lookaround.gif

I bet I'm not the only masseuse on this site. I know you're out there. :D

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:D

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Oh dont worry about that after this your popularity will go through the roof. Give us more gossip :D

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don't be daft
there are probably lots on here who have done far worse :D

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Given half a chance. You bet

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Gossip's a bit tricky... ok, well one of my guys was the boss of the Lebanese mafia... See why I left? :o He was lebanese/American and the only Lebanese man I've ever met with red hair!!! (His mother was Irish American)

He actually took me to dinner .....in England... :o
We caught a jet to Singapore and then Concorde through to London where we went to a very exclusive restaurant in St James.

Now THAT was weird.

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wow sounds fantastic!! dodgy though...bloody perves!

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It was a bit weird going home and not seeing my parents... I still haven't told them! :D

He was a perv... he wanted my bod and I wouldn't give it to him, because no matter what, red haired lebanese guys just aren't normal. :cool: Still, I went on Concorde. That was nice...

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Um, trying to think of things I can tell you... I mean, really, it was just a job... Lots of champagne and sitting around in a bubbling spa for hours after work, lots of baby oil being flung around (or baby powder if you were super creepy) :D
Meeting lots of interesting people... nice chats.

My favourite guy was a Vietnam vet. who basically couldn't sleep, so three times a week, he'd hire me and I'd relax him to the point of near coma. He only slept after I'd pummelled him to within an inch of his life - nothing dodgy, he just wanted to relax. I often wonder what became of him.

Oooh, one of the most hated guys was this massive old fat bloke and the girls used to hate him because he was too old to 'achieve' the last bit and they'd be going for hours ... then he'd complain if they hadn't managed to er 'complete'.... and then get his money back, and as a result the girls wouldn't get paid for their 'input' ,.. Damn, he was a git.

I'll think of some more no doubt but it has been a long time... The memory is dim.

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Poor "massive old fat bloke" didn't get a "happy ending" then?

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Johnnie, I imagine he's pipped it by now. :o So, no.

It wasn't his fatness or his tiny codger that got everyone's back up, it was the fact that he was a bullying redneck git of a bloke with a voice like a spam fritter going through a cheese grater. He was really just so unpleasant.
I felt for those girls... a few brits, mainly Australian though.

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'Very tiny, what was? :confused: :D Oh yeh just got it!