iPom is being bad
 

iPom has just been informed us that she used to work in a massage parlour, now she has told us I could tell you some stories, now that is down right bad to lead you on like that and not tell the stories. So come on give me the support I need to convince iPom to spill the beans. :D

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iPom is very definitely a lady! :D

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sorted

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look we dont care if she cant read a map ...we just want massage parlour stories...............

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HERE HERE, come oan iPod get them stories telt.

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Get your tits out. :beer:

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Oh you trouble makers! :p

Ok, well when I was on my year here in 1990, at the tender age of 19, I got some temp work for a legal bod in the city. Was working for him for a few weeks although hadn't been working since I'd got to Sydney because of recession, so all my cash was used up nearly. Anyway, landed this temp job and the guy really liked me cos I whipped his office into shape. Stayed on for a while there, and dealt with his clients.
One of his clients - we'll call him John* took a bit of a shine to me, and asked me if I was looking for any evening work. I said yes, but depending on what it was, being the naturally suspicious type...

He said just reception work, and gave me an address in Paramatta to turn up to that evening. I got there and the sign on the door said 'Club 180' or something like that.

Got buzzed in and found that there were lots of interestingly dressed chicks inside. Anyway, his receptionist was having time off for personal issues and I got her job for 5 months.

The pay was absolutely FANTASTIC and I met some really nice girls and blokes. Yes I got asked if I did massage, and yes, I did one or two, but was clear I wouldn't do the 'other' which John was fine about... The other being a little hand action at the end - no sex ... The cash from the job funded some serious travelling from then on.

However, I later found out that the John was under investigation by the Federal police and also by the Tax people and when things came to a head, I left town swiftly to avoid being involved in it all - dealing with him through the legal chap's office had meant I was privy to some interesting info and I would have been called in the investigation - and being 19 and wanting to travel, didn't want to sit around chatting to the Fed police for weeks.
The night I left, two 'heavies' came to my door that I shared with another girl and wanted to know where I was. I left in time I think.

So there you go.. Nice fellas - a bit lonely for most, some just trying a new experience and others deeply traumatised like a couple of Vietnam veterans who came for the company and a bit of acceptance and understanding... A few footballers who came to get pummelled by the experts.

I give great massage. :D






*names have been changed to protect the innocent

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You poor, disillusioned soul, you.

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Thats more like it, no cmon what about the blokes with 3 bums and all that :D :D

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i would hate to massage anyone :eek: hairy backs and cracks and all that err!

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Wow I love your personal ad , errr, I mean post...............

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Im with you unless it happened to be a 20ish female like sarah michele geller :D

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LOL! Impressive, no? ;)

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Didn't meet many hairy backs. Did meet a lot of Japanese blokes though, who were so s m o o t h .. :D And very tiny.

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A few famous footy players, no one with three bums though. :eek:

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tiny as in tiny back??? or tiny you know what?? :D

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tiny ????????? thats why japanese women have a squint. All that searching :D :D

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Well, tiny all over .http://photobucket.com/albums/v169/A...lookaround.gif

I'm 5'10" and I must have looked Amazonian to them.

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I rather fear that some people might not talk to me after this... http://photobucket.com/albums/v169/A...lookaround.gif

I bet I'm not the only masseuse on this site. I know you're out there. :D

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:D

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Oh dont worry about that after this your popularity will go through the roof. Give us more gossip :D

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don't be daft
there are probably lots on here who have done far worse :D

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Given half a chance. You bet

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Gossip's a bit tricky... ok, well one of my guys was the boss of the Lebanese mafia... See why I left? :o He was lebanese/American and the only Lebanese man I've ever met with red hair!!! (His mother was Irish American)

He actually took me to dinner .....in England... :o
We caught a jet to Singapore and then Concorde through to London where we went to a very exclusive restaurant in St James.

Now THAT was weird.

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wow sounds fantastic!! dodgy though...bloody perves!

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It was a bit weird going home and not seeing my parents... I still haven't told them! :D

He was a perv... he wanted my bod and I wouldn't give it to him, because no matter what, red haired lebanese guys just aren't normal. :cool: Still, I went on Concorde. That was nice...

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Um, trying to think of things I can tell you... I mean, really, it was just a job... Lots of champagne and sitting around in a bubbling spa for hours after work, lots of baby oil being flung around (or baby powder if you were super creepy) :D
Meeting lots of interesting people... nice chats.

My favourite guy was a Vietnam vet. who basically couldn't sleep, so three times a week, he'd hire me and I'd relax him to the point of near coma. He only slept after I'd pummelled him to within an inch of his life - nothing dodgy, he just wanted to relax. I often wonder what became of him.

Oooh, one of the most hated guys was this massive old fat bloke and the girls used to hate him because he was too old to 'achieve' the last bit and they'd be going for hours ... then he'd complain if they hadn't managed to er 'complete'.... and then get his money back, and as a result the girls wouldn't get paid for their 'input' ,.. Damn, he was a git.

I'll think of some more no doubt but it has been a long time... The memory is dim.

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Poor "massive old fat bloke" didn't get a "happy ending" then?

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Johnnie, I imagine he's pipped it by now. :o So, no.

It wasn't his fatness or his tiny codger that got everyone's back up, it was the fact that he was a bullying redneck git of a bloke with a voice like a spam fritter going through a cheese grater. He was really just so unpleasant.
I felt for those girls... a few brits, mainly Australian though.

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'Very tiny, what was? :confused: :D Oh yeh just got it!

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Guaranteed. At my daughter's old school in England, a crowd of us mums were chatting at pick up time. One woman was saying she really needed to get a job because not enough money coming in, I jokingly suggested going on the streets (as you do) to which she replied that she'd tried that and we all laughed. Turned out she used to be a prossie and that was how she met her hubby! Well how was I supposed to know :rolleyes:

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ROFL...Ooops! :D Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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Easily missed. ;)

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I bet she met lots of peoples hubbies.....haha ...do you see what I did there?

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I know what you mean. No-one has ever referred to me as a "lady" either. Maybe I should have just said "female"??? :p

Every time I hear the word "lady" I think of little Britain.

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:D Me too.

Well, I've completely blown my cover on BE now. And not a jot of Karma for it, you mean buggers. :mad:

:D:D:D

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Wha..? Huh...? Oh... OHHHH! Very clever. :cool:

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I bet you used to hear a lot of that ......... :o

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I keep trying but it says I have to spread.

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No, the rooms were soundproofed.

<cough>

I don't know if you've ever been massaged properly, seang, but making those sorts of noises is normal without ever getting kinky. :D