[QUOTE=iPom]
My darling husband is sure to read this forum from time to time so I can't jest with you. I have to tell you the truth. My marriage is pure bliss. Not a single moment of misery is therein contained.

[QUOTE=baglady]
Oh, mine too. Blisfully happy, all the time. 24-7. Uh huh... Yes, indeedy.

After reading all the replies, something comes to mind...

BE Desperate Housewifes...

We wouldn't be so desparate if the blokes got off their arses and remembered how to be romantic.

oh well

Yeah, go back to sleep.

Sorry cant sleep wife wants me to learn about this romantic stuff

She's in for a long night isn't she

How did you know

Dont bother
I make my wifes meals every day while she is at work and Im off work on the moby dick, I do all the housework washing, ironing, cleaning etc. buy her flowers regular get her chocs about once a week, and still get no romance back, shes F*****g spoilt
Treat em mean keep em keen, that would probably work better.

I'm psychic

I'll unlock her from the vacum cleaner so she can finish the dishes before she goes up to the shops to sort my shopping out

She better hurry mind cos I'm getting hungry and the batteries in the TV remote are dying.

Wheres me

:scared:

So how can men be more romantic? What is your perception of it?

Yeah thats right I am just a whimpy p***k and it does me no favs, can I borrow her for a week to show the missus how the other half lives????/

Probably wants to be fed grapes