Indecent Proposal...
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Ever had one? What was it?
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Ever had one? What was it?
I'd be happy with a decent one these days!!!
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
I'd be happy with a decent one these days!!!


Me too.
I got an indecent one this morning.
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Originally Posted by iPom
Me too.
I got an indecent one this morning. 
I got an indecent one this morning. 
ooooer! Tell us more....
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Originally Posted by baglady
ooooer! Tell us more....
Tour guide on my lookout this morning suggested coffee... so I said, 'maybe'.. .and then he said 'Actually, forget the coffee. Can I just take you to bed instead?'
I'm not usually speechless ....
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Originally Posted by iPom
Tour guide on my lookout this morning suggested coffee... so I said, 'maybe'.. .and then he said 'Actually, forget the coffee. Can I just take you to bed instead?'
I'm not usually speechless ....
I'm not usually speechless ....
Is he a hottie???
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
haha...good for you, girl!!
Is he a hottie???

Is he a hottie???

But I'm a happily married woman...
Probably.
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Originally Posted by iPom
Tour guide on my lookout this morning suggested coffee... so I said, 'maybe'.. .and then he said 'Actually, forget the coffee. Can I just take you to bed instead?'
I'm not usually speechless ....
I'm not usually speechless ....
I had a similar one once, won't go into too much detail but chap I was working with as trainee lawyer, quite dishy but married, at big legal dinner... approached me at end of evening looking confused. When asked what matter was... replied. "I'm just wondering how the hell I can get to sleep with you tonight"
gulp.
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Originally Posted by iPom
Yes ....
But I'm a happily married woman...
Probably.
But I'm a happily married woman...
Probably.Happily married is so subjective!!!!
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Yes ....
But I'm a happily married woman...
Probably.
But I'm a happily married woman...
Probably.
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Originally Posted by baglady
Being on a diet doesn't stop you looking at the menu.
Absolutely. It's a very tasty menu too.
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
Happily married is so subjective!!!!


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You and me NEED to get drunk together sometime, me thinks
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Originally Posted by baglady
...and if he is a hottie... that'll set you up for the rest of the day.

I had a similar one once, won't go into too much detail but chap I was working with as trainee lawyer, quite dishy but married, at big legal dinner... approached me at end of evening looking confused. When asked what matter was... replied. "I'm just wondering how the hell I can get to sleep with you tonight"
gulp.
gulp.
Very smooth!I wish I had some warning then I could have planned a witty comeback... I still can't think of one.
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
You and me NEED to get drunk together sometime, me thinks 

Cleanest proposal I've had all day!





