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Mrs HS and the bairns are in the UK. I have an empty house for another week. I feel certain that I should (indeed I'll be expected to) be mowing the nature strip, tending to the pool, fixing that toilet seat, shopping and ironing.

However any suggestions as to what I COULD be doing ??!!

Spend 12 hours testing the new unpacked Wii ?

Ordering take aways for 6 days ?

Watching sport solidly all weekend ?

Finally visiting Sexyland (I'm curious) ?

Hosting my own house party and advertise it on Facebook (ala Corey) ?

Anything I've missed ? All ideas will be considered.

Bernieboy

Gis a wee story aboot growing up in scotland,that doesnt have ANY mention of Billy bloody connelly

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Impossible, my life is inextricably linked to the Big Yin.

“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.”

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

Bernieboy

'Gis another glass o that wine,see the miracles i've done this morning,im knackered'

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Just spent the last 2 weeks in Glasgow.

Ooooh the banter.

Bernieboy

Jesus i've had some great nights/frights AND fights in glassgow.Glasswegians even sound funny when they are threatening to kick your head in,thats magic that is by the way

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Simply walking back through Central Station to my hotel on a Friday night is an experience and a half.

Pished up blokes and burds gie'n it laldy. Pure dead brilliant. So it is.

"Haw you, ya fud" - one bloke to the ticket inspector at the barrier.

Bernieboy

Spent one sunday drinking in the Springburn Celtic supporters club and the only people missing was Wyatt earpp and doc holliday,my god what a craic we had.Another memoriable day was in Preston pans british legion club with a bunch of Republican british hating lads who only drank there cause it was cheap,brand new that was.


Another fav is Get tae fa ya bassa

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Aye, its the culture I miss !

Now on a mission to introduce Pish, Fud and Joby/Jobbie (amongst others) into the local dialect. As a native of Alloway I'm sure Rabbie is turning in his grave as we speak.

carolinephillips

You forgot- sample all the varieties of OZ beer so you can recommend a good one.
Caroline

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Great idea. I may need to start this soon as it appears that I've been listening to Ronan Keating for 20 minutes and I haven't changed the ipod.

Buzzy--Bee

Come round for a beer if you want. We're only round the corner.

Buzzy

Scuba Steve

Build a fort!

moneypenny20

What or where is Sexyland

TiddlyPom

Darling Haggis...

I can't belive you're asking this question.