I'm home alone - what should I do ?
 

Mrs HS and the bairns are in the UK. I have an empty house for another week. I feel certain that I should (indeed I'll be expected to) be mowing the nature strip, tending to the pool, fixing that toilet seat, shopping and ironing.

However any suggestions as to what I COULD be doing ??!!

Spend 12 hours testing the new unpacked Wii ?

Ordering take aways for 6 days ?

Watching sport solidly all weekend ?

Finally visiting Sexyland (I'm curious) ?

Hosting my own house party and advertise it on Facebook (ala Corey) ?

Anything I've missed ? All ideas will be considered.

Re: I'm home alone - what should I do ?
 

Gis a wee story aboot growing up in scotland,that doesnt have ANY mention of Billy bloody connelly:thumbup:

Re: I'm home alone - what should I do ?
 

Impossible, my life is inextricably linked to the Big Yin.

“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.”

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

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'Gis another glass o that wine,see the miracles i've done this morning,im knackered':lol:

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Just spent the last 2 weeks in Glasgow.

Ooooh the banter. :cool:

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Jesus i've had some great nights/frights AND fights in glassgow.Glasswegians even sound funny when they are threatening to kick your head in,thats magic that is by the way:lol:

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Simply walking back through Central Station to my hotel on a Friday night is an experience and a half.

Pished up blokes and burds gie'n it laldy. Pure dead brilliant. So it is.

"Haw you, ya fud" - one bloke to the ticket inspector at the barrier. :thumbsup:

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Spent one sunday drinking in the Springburn Celtic supporters club and the only people missing was Wyatt earpp and doc holliday,my god what a craic we had.Another memoriable day was in Preston pans british legion club with a bunch of Republican british hating lads who only drank there cause it was cheap,brand new that was.:lol:


Another fav is Get tae fa ya bassa:rofl:

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Aye, its the culture I miss !

Now on a mission to introduce Pish, Fud and Joby/Jobbie (amongst others) into the local dialect. As a native of Alloway I'm sure Rabbie is turning in his grave as we speak.

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You forgot- sample all the varieties of OZ beer so you can recommend a good one.:rofl:
Caroline

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Great idea. I may need to start this soon as it appears that I've been listening to Ronan Keating for 20 minutes and I haven't changed the ipod.

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Come round for a beer if you want. We're only round the corner.

Buzzy

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Build a fort!

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What or where is Sexyland :confused:

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Darling Haggis...

I can't belive you're asking this question.

:D