The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

I've learnt the form now and I realise that if you want to spout a load of half-arsed nonsensical bollocks, all you have to do is prefix your statement with the words "I'll probably get slated for it, but ...". Keen observation on my part has shown that if you use these magic words, you'll get some in-thread support in no time at all, with the added bonus that if you do get 'slated', you predicted it from the beginning.

So, if you've ever wanted to cut loose - now's your moment. Feel free to post your borderline-facist statements, opinionated garbage or loony viewpoints here - just remember to include the all-important phrase at the start of your post. I'll begin ..

I'll probably get slated for it, but ... boomerang's are ****ing shit, Australian women all have VD and the wine's only cheap here because it gives you syphilis.

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Ha ha ha, like:

I'll probably get slated for it but the UK is a sh$t hole because everyone there is a bloody immigrant, I hate immigrants. It won't be like that in Australia!

Have I got the hang of it? ;)

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Bored today, are you:D

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I'll probably get slated for it, but ... Perth STILL doesn't have 24/7 shopping, and it's JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! :curse:

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Excellent job.

Keep 'em coming ...

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Moi?

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I'll probably get slated for it..but...

erm...


nope sorry, can't think of anything :blink:

Damn it, I was looking forward to a good slating :rolleyes: :rofl:

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

that was absolutely rubbish

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I'll probably get slated for it but I believe bananas are going up in price :rofl: :rofl:

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

:ohmy: could say the same about your attempt at 'a good slating'


:rofl: :thumbsup:

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

i don't need to try, it just happens

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Really?

I'd heard you were very trying :p

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"I'll probably get slated for it but.....Ozzies are feral b****ds walking around supermarkets and malls with bare feet!"

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I'll probably get slated for it, but.....isn't Australia brilliant:thumbsup: - Did you see what I did there;)

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I'll probably get slated for it, but...whats with all overpriced "houses" that are really little more than shacks! I quite honestly wouldnt put a dog in half of em...um is that what you mean? :lol:

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Oooh you lot are good :thumbsup:

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I'll probably get slated for it, but ... what the hell is with all this sunshine? I want murk, low cloud-base and drizzle, not blue skies and warmth!

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I'll probably get slated for it, but ... The chips on yous Aussies shoulders, do you take salt & vinegar with them? :ohmy:

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I'll probably get slated for this but...........









you're all nutters :p

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I'll probably get slated for this but... I've been here nearly a month and nobody has come to my house to offer me a job. Why not?



(Actually this one is partly true..... hangs head in shame... Will make more effort, I promise!)

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

I will probably get slated for it but everyone who thinks Perth is boring must be boring themselves.

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One month, I had people haranguing me at the airport when we landed. :D

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Lovely, I like a good haranguing :lol:

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Bugger off! :sneaky:

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I'll probably get slated for this but........... Perth is sooooo boring (and so am I;) )

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

What's that when it's at home?

Is it something I'd like;)

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Yeah, Perth's boring:lol:

Come on then, slate me for it:eek:

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not sure what it is but without a husband for a week it sounds like it could be fun!

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Nurses love a good haranguing! ;)

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Or is that meringuing? :eek:

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..........I got the day off work,its nearly winter temp 27 the sky is blue,the sun is shining,wine and beer chilling in the fridge and I love AUSTRALIA!!

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Do we know each other? :D ;) :sneaky:

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Why would anyone get slated for telling the truth...Perth is boring :rofl:

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I'll probably get slated for it but you Ozzie's can't drive :D

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I'm not missing out on this...

I'll probably get slated for it, but single Sydney women are the most ignorant, shallow and superficial bunch of complete bit***s I have ever had the misfortune of encountering...

Not that I'm bitter obviously...

S

<phew>

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I'll probably get slated for it, but... all women want to do is pick an argument with me:( :thumbdown:

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

sounds like a few beers with the lads are in order

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Yep, just trying to get to Friday

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pubs only open on Fridays in Perth? no wonder no one likes it

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Yes it does...

You coming out on Thursday?

S