if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
May 31st 2010, 1:52 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
May 31st 2010, 8:30 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
I'd make him chill, slow down, relax.... stop him being like the flippin duracell bunny all the time... he never frickin stops!
May 31st 2010, 11:50 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
I do realise this sounds soppy but i don't care. I'd change her location.
She's been in england for 3 years since me and my son came here.
4 weeks to go, woo hoo
Jazzys
She's been in england for 3 years since me and my son came here.
4 weeks to go, woo hoo
Jazzys
May 31st 2010, 1:59 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
If I changed everything about him that naffs me off he'd be someone else
May 31st 2010, 6:49 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
serious answer: I would change his health back to what it was a few years ago
silly answer: I would add a few inches
silly answer: I would add a few inches
May 31st 2010, 8:25 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
The air valve
May 31st 2010, 11:30 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Don't think I'd change anything about him. Not saying he's perfect or anything like that, but like myself he's pretty damn close! 
May 31st 2010, 11:59 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Careful what you wish for! When I first met my wife, we found that her relative tightness -the sort achieved by years of dance training - to do those things that women do with their pelvic floor - and another factor - really makes for an uncomfortable ride. It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?
It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..
It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..
Jun 1st 2010, 12:05 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Careful what you wish for! When I first met my wife, we found that her relative tightness -the sort achieved by years of dance training - to do those things that women do with their pelvic floor - and another factor - really makes for an uncomfortable ride. It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?
It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'... in particular positions..
It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..
Jun 1st 2010, 12:10 am
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
No, not now. And the above portrays her in a positive light. She's an absolute goddess - almost superhuman in some ways. She's now lost all her baby weight and does not have a single stretchmark after 3 kids. I can't work out where she gets it all from and what conspired for me to meet her. I've told her that I am not worthy of her, but all she will say is that she's not worthy too. She's a f**iing fibber I reckon.
Jun 1st 2010, 12:01 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
you know i was only jokin pal
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
Jun 1st 2010, 12:09 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
you know i was only jokin pal
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
Jun 1st 2010, 12:10 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
you know i was only jokin pal
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
having met ems only once and she was a bit pished by the time i left, she seemed to be a very lovely lass.
even hoff pished she must have seen something good in ya lol
on friday i had a mouth op and it has laid me out all week.
pauline had her fisrst weekend off in ages (anyone who knows pauline knows how few weekends she gets)
she spent the whole weekend looking after me like i was a baby (yknow how bad us men get)
its funny you forget how much someone cares for you until you really need them
thats one of the reasons why i think she is perfect.
the only bonus for pauline is i couldnt talk for most of it
my poor Glaswegian pal has to say everything three times!!!!he has to speak in slow motion some times..poor bleeder!!!
Jun 1st 2010, 12:10 pm
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Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?
Careful what you wish for! When I first met my wife, we found that her relative tightness -the sort achieved by years of dance training - to do those things that women do with their pelvic floor - and another factor - really makes for an uncomfortable ride. It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?
It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'... in particular positions..
It was bloody painful at times, and even the med profession had no answer and there were several visits to the GP. The doctor wanted to examine my todger and I pissed her off by standing up and getting it out rather than lying on her couch. What did she expect?It wasn't until she'd dropped our first sprog that we achieved some sort of 'normalcy'...
in particular positions..I think not.
