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if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Old May 31st 2010, 5:59 am
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Default if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

in my case i wish my wife could have straight toes...!

with thanks.

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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by brummy
in my case i wish my wife could have straight toes...!

with thanks.

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...and she wishes you had smaller ears?
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Old May 31st 2010, 6:19 am
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not a thing, shes perfect!
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Tighter Fanny


Well he did ask !
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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
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Well he did ask !
is that so it will fit your cock for a change?

you deserved that
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Originally Posted by soapy©
is that so it will fit your cock for a change?

you deserved that
Yeah I know

Aint I lucky that she never reads this forum
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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Yeah I know

Aint I lucky that she never reads this forum
well her eye sight is f@cked lol
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I would fix Mr PP so he wasnt so 'broken' and he was strong again. He gets tired easily now, still cant lie on one side or swim and just isnt as strong.

So I would put him back to his 'pre crash' state
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I'd make him the same weight he was when we arrived. He lost weight almost immediately and has never got it back and he's too skinny. Maybe he could have my flabby belly
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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Tighter Fanny


Well he did ask !
Poor Soapy's missus has a tight one,HUSBAND that is
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I'd change his mind so he wasnt so much of a died in the wool Aussie and would go back to UK with me to live. The rest of him aint bad though!
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Haha, I am so not contributing to this thread beyond this post!
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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by kporte
Haha, I am so not contributing to this thread beyond this post!
Coward

PS bring back the old Kporte.
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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
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PS bring back the old Kporte.
Discretion is the better part of valour..... besides, there isn't anything I'd change!
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Default Re: if you could change any part of your partner what would you change?

Originally Posted by kporte
Discretion is the better part of valour..... besides, there isn't anything I'd change!
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