I really hate it when...
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The finger breaks through the toilet paper. Shits me to tears - so to speak
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I fall out with people, I really don't feel nice.
Sorry
You know who you are.
Sorry
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O.O Maybe you should go shower if you don't have any toilet paper, that's what I do... Well technically it isn't what I do, it is what I would do, because I've never been in the situation where I have had none... Lol....
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you settle down for a good long dump, finish and then find the bloody kids have used all the bog roll ![Frown](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif)
cue duck walk to cupboard for emergency re-supply
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cue duck walk to cupboard for emergency re-supply
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when you laugh at work and fart at the same tiime ... if theres woman presant you say calmly you smell petrol?
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I never noticed this in the UK, but really have a lot here. Aussies seem to think it is "LOS Vegas". The amount of times I hear people on TV, who have the benefit of multiple takes to get it right and they all say "Los" rather than "Las"
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when you forget to get your winkle out in the toilet when your that pissed and you have to walk through the pub with massive p1ss stains down yer jeans!!
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