The finger breaks through the toilet paper. Shits me to tears - so to speak

...and you work in a food outlet and don't wash your hands before making my lunch

I fall out with people, I really don't feel nice.

Sorry You know who you are.

That's never happened to me before? Maybe your toilet paper is to soft.

Hey it could have been worse, at least you had paper

O.O Maybe you should go shower if you don't have any toilet paper, that's what I do... Well technically it isn't what I do, it is what I would do, because I've never been in the situation where I have had none... Lol....

Just put it out there in public and all will be forgiven.

you settle down for a good long dump, finish and then find the bloody kids have used all the bog roll

cue duck walk to cupboard for emergency re-supply

when you laugh at work and fart at the same tiime ... if theres woman presant you say calmly you smell petrol?

I never noticed this in the UK, but really have a lot here. Aussies seem to think it is "LOS Vegas". The amount of times I hear people on TV, who have the benefit of multiple takes to get it right and they all say "Los" rather than "Las"

when you forget to get your winkle out in the toilet when your that pissed and you have to walk through the pub with massive p1ss stains down yer jeans!!

Do you notice that? I don't after my 4th bottle.

people slag off les dennis..

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