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Deutschmaster Dec 7th 2008 3:52 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by wanderingwombat (Post 7047262)
Hardly any around the Lagoon in Cairns. They must have bought their bikinis at a 50% off sale. Obviously the top half was off:rofl::rofl:

WW

That's another pet hate of mine, chicks on the beach in bikinis. It's a real danger on a bike when cycling along the sea front near St Kilda because there you are all distracted, then bang - you hit a lamppost.


And don't get me started about the topless ones, even more of a danger to a cyclist!

wanderingwombat Dec 7th 2008 4:04 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by Deutschmaster (Post 7047307)
That's another pet hate of mine, chicks on the beach in bikinis. It's a real danger on a bike when cycling along the sea front near St Kilda because there you are all distracted, then bang - you hit a lamppost.


And don't get me started about the topless ones, even more of a danger to a cyclist!

That's why there are shady trees with seating around the Lagoon. You can safely sit down and be distracted with no risk of colliding with anything. If you are with the missus that could result in a long sharp pain to the head.

Of course there are always the Japanese cyclists:eek::eek::eek::rofl:

WW

Deutschmaster Dec 7th 2008 4:08 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by wanderingwombat (Post 7047333)
That's why there are shady trees with seating around the Lagoon. You can safely sit down and be distracted with no risk of colliding with anything. If you are with the missus that could result in a long sharp pain to the head.

Of course there are always the Japanese cyclists:eek::eek::eek::rofl:

WW

The trick is to always wear dark sunnies, and when walking with the misses always walk slightly ahead (about 1 metre) so she can't see where you are looking.

Wendy Dec 7th 2008 8:26 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by ABCDiamond (Post 7046724)
But I will say that we don't have Marks, sainsburys and tesco here in Australia.


See, there you go with the positives again! ;) :D

moneypenny20 Dec 7th 2008 8:40 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 7047770)
See, there you go with the positives again! ;) :D

Some people just find it really really hard to be negative about anything :lol:

Wendy Dec 7th 2008 8:41 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 7047797)
Some people just find it really really hard to be negative about anything :lol:

I noticed :rofl:

lesleys Dec 7th 2008 10:03 pm

Re: I need your help
 
ABC - your problem is that you have learned how to be happy. Most people, especially those younger, have not. They don't altogether believe it is even possible or even desirable. Only those who reach this happy state will understand.

Same goes for you Moneypen.

I too take pride in being labelled eccentric, odd, old, out of touch. And I love shoes.

moneypenny20 Dec 7th 2008 11:10 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by lesleys (Post 7047985)
ABC - your problem is that you have learned how to be happy. Most people, especially those younger, have not. They don't altogether believe it is even possible or even desirable. Only those who reach this happy state will understand.

Same goes for you Moneypen.

I too take pride in being labelled eccentric, odd, old, out of touch. And I love shoes.

Karma on it's way :D

JackTheLad Dec 7th 2008 11:15 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by lesleys (Post 7047985)
ABC - your problem is that you have learned how to be happy. Most people, especially those younger, have not. They don't altogether believe it is even possible or even desirable. Only those who reach this happy state will understand.

Same goes for you Moneypen.

I too take pride in being labelled eccentric, odd, old, out of touch. And I love shoes.

I just take pride in watching girls with their breasts out around Cairns public pool,

(and the wife not noticing!:p)

JTL

moneypenny20 Dec 7th 2008 11:29 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 7048140)
I just take pride in watching girls with their breasts out around Cairns public pool,

(and the wife not noticing!:p)

JTL

Long way to go though, don't you have girls in Bayside?

wanderingwombat Dec 7th 2008 11:54 pm

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 7048177)
Long way to go though, don't you have girls in Bayside?

Not the European backpacker type:D:D

The foreshore at Raby Bay just isnt the place when compared to the Lagoon:D

Did they ever demolish the building that was supposedly collapsing on the Raby Bay foreshore opposite Coles?

WW

wannabauzzienurse Dec 8th 2008 12:20 am

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by wanderingwombat (Post 7048235)
Not the European backpacker type:D:D

The foreshore at Raby Bay just isnt the place when compared to the Lagoon:D

Did they ever demolish the building that was supposedly collapsing on the Raby Bay foreshore opposite Coles?

WW

and we've all wondered why wanderingwombat never comes to the cairns meet ups......obviously too preoccupied perving on the girls down at the lagoon :D

Nu-Shooz Dec 8th 2008 12:33 am

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by Deutschmaster (Post 7047307)
That's another pet hate of mine, chicks on the beach in bikinis. It's a real danger on a bike when cycling along the sea front near St Kilda because there you are all distracted, then bang - you hit a lamppost.


And don't get me started about the topless ones, even more of a danger to a cyclist!

Tits are tits, what's the big deal:zzz::lol:

MartinLuther Dec 8th 2008 8:08 am

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by Deutschmaster (Post 7047124)
Grammar, the grammar here winds me up. I saw when out biking the other day stickers attached to the 'bicycles only' signs saying 'Skater's excepted'. That wound me up exactly who is Skater and what does Skater have that is excepted? I'm so tempted to go out with a pot of tippex and take out the apostrophe.

And why do they put semi-colons after bullet point lists? doesn't the whole thing of a bullet pointed list put the parsing in there?

And it does make my life crap because I have to review reports with that in it :mad:

Still, whenever I feel as if I am starting to get wound up I just sit back in my chair, look out the window at the blue sky and think which beach to go to this weekend :thumbsup:

I used to work for a company in the UK whose bullet style was to put semi-colons at the end of each list item and the last list item had to have an 'and' after the semi-colon. It's an archaic form of doing it which is why you'll see it a lot in legal documents (here and in the UK). I've not seen it in common use here so it might be your particular company. I agree that it makes for crap reading. It also makes for crap writing as well (especially when trying to add bullets to an existing list).

As for the apostrophe, have a read of 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation' by Lynne Truss. You'll find that this sort of thing happens outside of Aus as well ;) :D

ABCDiamond Dec 8th 2008 10:05 am

Re: I need your help
 

Originally Posted by lesleys (Post 7047985)
ABC - your problem is that you have learned how to be happy. Most people, especially those younger, have not. They don't altogether believe it is even possible or even desirable. Only those who reach this happy state will understand.

Same goes for you Moneypen.

I too take pride in being labelled eccentric, odd, old, out of touch. And I love shoes.

I never realised how big a problem it was supposed to be to me before though :thumbup:


( I feel there should be a comma in there somewhere?)


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