Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5072486)

i know depressing title.
well thats just how i feel. my kids have finised school today and won't be going back in spet. my eldest came home with the school prize for physics and was told if he wasn't leaving then he would have been house captain or probably head boy next year.........
well i told my mum and i suppose its the straw that broke the camels back - she rushed out the room crying and soooooooo soooooo sad saying she felt so alone and depressed and she can't understand why we are depriving our son of the bright future he has in the UK (he has plans to be a doctor......) naturally those who know me know that i am very good at putting my foot in my mouth......so i say "well he may not be a doctor and end up as a beach bum" OMG you thought the flooding couldn't get any worse in the UK.
I just feel dead inside - i love my mum desperately but i'm not sure what she wants me to say.........

"Ok we won't go"
"tell you what he can stay here"

she is now looking at me with those tearful eyes and using her inahler as i have made he chest wheeze.
add to that the family party which started out as just the 4 of us for my daughters birthday today is now numbering 20...............
sorry to moan, but i know you lot will not mind me getting it off my chest but still
i just feel so evil and dead inside....................

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5074932)

Only two I think.

But in my stories, my persona has seen loads and she carries John Howard around in a baby sling.

I also have lots of pretend characters as well as the real ones. Actually its about time I do a roll call to see who wants to go in my next story.

I can see a cowboy story might be in order, I like doing those.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5074908)

Knowing he was well blessed in the trouser department, he flopped out his man parts and slapped everyone within reach with it, causing them to fall on the floor.

(sounds of John Howard being crushed)

'You have hurt him' Princess yelled as Jazzys tried to pick up his man-meat and put it away.

'Nobody hurts the Howard and gets away with it' Barry the Camp TRA Man gasped, trying to smooth down his Afro style hair. He was very thin and toned you know - a bit like a ballet dancer and he had bum cheeks so firm they looked like two apples in a bag.

'You will so pay for this' Princess cried and tried to find John Howard who was smothered by bits of debris.

'Not a good move mate' The Lombard said whilst shaking his head, Alan agreed with him and took an extra large swig of his beer.

'This,' Princess sneered and then added 'This, is war'

Picking up a bruised and battered John Howard, She shouted to Daunted 'That is it!, I sentence him to Death by Bra'.

'Not Death by Bra' Alan and The Lombard gasped going pale.

'Death by Bra' Barry repeated and they all nodded their heads like special people in the League of Gentlemen.

Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5074946)

john howard in a sling...............now i know u are beyond help.
oooooh cowboys - yep i think that could be a real good story - who would be your main character?

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5074932)

Only two I think.

But in my stories, my persona has seen loads and she carries John Howard around in a baby sling.

I also have lots of pretend characters as well as the real ones. Actually its about time I do a roll call to see who wants to go in my next story.

I can see a cowboy story might be in order, I like doing those.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5074965)

Im going to do a roll call for the next story - Ill start another thread.:thumbup:

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 5074975)

OOOOOOOOOOOOH COWBOY!!! ME ME ME ME ME PLEEEEAAAASE!!!
I been practising " There's a snake in my boot!!" SEE!! ITs me! i am a natural born cowgal :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5074985)

i prefer "ride em cowboy" ;)

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 5074983)

Ok - dont forget to send us a link :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5074985)

i prefer "ride em cowboy" ;)

Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5074985)

i prefer "ride em cowboy" ;)

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5075127)

In my Western Cyber World, the girls wear leather chaps and the chaps wear tight denim jeans - just like the Village people.

We all ride horses - black horses are called Snowy and white horses are called Blackie and they can all talk.

Everyone carries a gun which is not loaded with bullets, they are filled with pee and are called Guns of Piss (GOP for short).

There is a fight each morning at 11am in the bar when the tough cowboy who is a bit of a shit stirrer walks in the bar and everyone hides under the floor and the man stops playing the piano.

The jail is full of Bad People and we need a moderator to police the jail and sleep on a chair outside the cell with a set of keys jangling from his trousers -I have Buzzy the Mod in mind for that position.

The piano in the bar is always playing, even if it has to play by itself and we do need to recruit an older man to sit outside and look as though he expired some days ago. He will periodically mutter under his breath things like 'They're comin'

A fight with the European forum is a must and will involve dramatic saddling of the horses, making sure the whippet - Coyote Rema is ready and making lots of noise as you leave the forum.

Sue Admin always bakes cakes and Paul wears a brown chunky cardigan.


Thats that really, a basic intro to the BE Western.

If you reckon you can hack it, get your name down in the other thread.

If you think Im mad, then you are right and if you want to join me in my very fertile and juvenile imagination and be in my story, then get your thighs in shape and get your chaps on.

You have been warned....;)

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 5075147)

Im Definately in on this one :thumbsup: I got me a guitar and an idiots guide to playing it today (in readiness for strumming on my hippy commune in Oz) so can i please be the all singing strumming cowgal? OOOooooooh and i LURVE the sound of the leather chaps ;)

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 5075147)

Im Definately in on this one :thumbsup: I got me a guitar and an idiots guide to playing it today (in readiness for strumming on my hippy commune in Oz) so can i please be the all singing strumming cowgal? OOOooooooh and i LURVE the sound of the leather chaps ;)

Originally Posted by thewoodz (Post 5072486)

i know depressing title.
well thats just how i feel. my kids have finised school today and won't be going back in spet. my eldest came home with the school prize for physics and was told if he wasn't leaving then he would have been house captain or probably head boy next year.........
well i told my mum and i suppose its the straw that broke the camels back - she rushed out the room crying and soooooooo soooooo sad saying she felt so alone and depressed and she can't understand why we are depriving our son of the bright future he has in the UK (he has plans to be a doctor......) naturally those who know me know that i am very good at putting my foot in my mouth......so i say "well he may not be a doctor and end up as a beach bum" OMG you thought the flooding couldn't get any worse in the UK.
I just feel dead inside - i love my mum desperately but i'm not sure what she wants me to say.........

"Ok we won't go"
"tell you what he can stay here"

she is now looking at me with those tearful eyes and using her inahler as i have made he chest wheeze.
add to that the family party which started out as just the 4 of us for my daughters birthday today is now numbering 20...............
sorry to moan, but i know you lot will not mind me getting it off my chest but still
i just feel so evil and dead inside....................