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Originally Posted by DOUGIE AN LOUISE (Post 7809403)

Good point Debbie I agree totally with you :thumbsup:

Dougie ;)

if Debbie had known I said that, I would be tasting teeth and blood by now :rofl:

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Originally Posted by paulry (Post 7809373)

Reading your posts I would have to say that I sympathise with you both. Will give you some more K as soon as I've spread some.

:regular_smile:

Oh you're so nice are you real? will return the gesture

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809411)

if Debbie had known I said that, I would be tasting teeth and blood by now :rofl:

Deeeebbbieee did you read what your OH just wrote:D Or are you in the kitchen just now:lol:

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809398)

well, if you had of stayed in the kitchen (which is where a woman should be) and have cooked some breakfast for him, he would have gladly worked on his bike somewhere else, knowing that his wife would have been cooking up a nice meal for all his hard work and effort!! all your own fault I say. :lol:

Better the devil you know,just learn to live with us we are not so bad after all,we pay the bills,make babies and mess up the house.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by crazynconfused (Post 7809416)

Deeeebbbieee did you read what your OH just wrote:D Or are you in the kitchen just now:lol:

Ouch!! what was that for! I was only kiddin, Honest dear, yes dear I do, no dear I wouldn't fix my bike in OUR kitchen..............

yeah right, where's me tools

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809426)

Ouch!! what was that for! I was only kiddin, Honest dear, yes dear I do, no dear I wouldn't fix my bike in OUR kitchen..............

yeah right, where's me tools

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by cash money (Post 7809420)

Better the devil you know,just learn to live with us we are not so bad after all,we pay the bills,make babies and mess up the house.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Men Cant live with you cant live without you heh?:lol:

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Originally Posted by cash money (Post 7809420)

Better the devil you know,just learn to live with us we are not so bad after all,we pay the bills,make babies and mess up the house.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

they just don't get it do they! if it wasn't for us keeping them busy they would end up siiting around all day and gettin fat arses, oh, hang on a minute, what is that saying that I keep hearing, is it something about arses in jeans? or something along those lines, mmm.;):blink:

anyway I'm off, before my dearest finds out that I'm talking Bo*****s again, well thats what she says I'm talking, again.

Maybe I have that PMT thing- thats always to blame- permanent male trauma;)

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809445)

anyway I'm off, before my dearest finds out that I'm talking Bo*****s again, well thats what she says I'm talking, again.

She wouldnt say that would she;)

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809411)

if Debbie had known I said that, I would be tasting teeth and blood by now :rofl:

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...ar007/rofl.gif I knew it was you just testing the water !

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Originally Posted by crazynconfused (Post 7809412)

Oh you're so nice are you real? will return the gesture

No he's not at all just scared that his missus will see his posts ! :p

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Originally Posted by crazynconfused (Post 7809416)

Deeeebbbieee did you read what your OH just wrote:D Or are you in the kitchen just now

Oi shusssh up you .......snitch ! :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809426)

Ouch!! what was that for! I was only kiddin, Honest dear, yes dear I do, no dear I wouldn't fix my bike in OUR kitchen..............

yeah right, where's me tools

Thats it stay strong Darren.............................Stay strong my friend...:unsure:

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Originally Posted by Darren-Debbie (Post 7809437)

Now we've had those conversations in our house too........

She needs to know that its not the Jeans that make here arse look fat its her bloody big fat arse that makes it look fat :eek:

Dougie :lol:

after all those years of hard work gaining those pounds eating all those crap cream cakes and chocolate and hating every minute of it and now you are telling me men dont like fat arses. You men you dont appreciate anything us women do for you:sneaky:

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Originally Posted by crazynconfused (Post 7809412)

Oh you're so nice are you real? will return the gesture

Yup very real. I gleefully participate when it comes to men vs women jokes but I do feel sorry for women who work full time and have to cope with 99% of the housework as well.

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Originally Posted by cash money (Post 7809420)

Better the devil you know,just learn to live with us we are not so bad after all,we pay the bills,make babies and mess up the house.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Ah but I bet your wife has a secret weapon ;)