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:frown:Ooh husbands! need I say more:rofl:

oops sorry put this on the wrong forum help me out moderators

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Moved to barbie as requested:)

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yeah who needs them?:DI guess they come in handy for paying the bills!:lol:

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I just came home from a night shift took out the dog cleaned the kitchen and silly me expected it to look the same when I got up from my few hours of crap sleep. But when I stubbed my toe on a bike wheel on my way into the kitchen and found screw drivers in the sink and bike parts on the work top I thought I had been dreaming I was in a garage. AArgh still havent found the coffee and think the kettle has been turned into some sort of turbo engine for his bike. Men they're only good for one thing....

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:thumbup:

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Is this what you're looking for? ;)



....or this?

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Well you do need us then after all :o


Now I totally agree with you here he has absolutly no respect for you what so ever leaving your kitchen in that state and in fact being there at all is more to the point !!






Its your place and your place only the kitchen !



Dougie :lol:

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I sympathise with you!

I leave a reasonably tidy house when I go out to work. When I get home in the early hours of the morning I quite often can't put a foot down on the living room floor because he's let the kids get everything they own out. But what really gets me is after a 10 hour shift in a kitchen/catering environment I come home to a kitchen that looks like a bombs hit it & end up tidying up & loading the dishwasher at 2am in the morning.

Alison x

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:frown:Its so frustrating isnt it? Kichen work is so tiring. I pity you:wub:

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Reading your posts I would have to say that I sympathise with you both. Will give you some more K as soon as I've spread some.

:regular_smile:

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I suppose I shouldnt be sexist though. It works both ways I know couples where the men do all the work and the women do nothing.

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[QUOTE=paulry;7809241]Is this what you're looking for? ;)

:rofl::rofl:

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well, if you had of stayed in the kitchen (which is where a woman should be) and have cooked some breakfast for him, he would have gladly worked on his bike somewhere else, knowing that his wife would have been cooking up a nice meal for all his hard work and effort!! all your own fault I say. :lol:

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Good point Debbie I agree totally with you :thumbsup:


Dougie ;)

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Thats exactly what I tried to tell him. Honey you will have to come out the kitchen so I can make your dinner and clean your washing;)

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if Debbie had known I said that, I would be tasting teeth and blood by now :rofl:

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Oh you're so nice are you real? will return the gesture

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Deeeebbbieee did you read what your OH just wrote:D Or are you in the kitchen just now:lol:

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Better the devil you know,just learn to live with us we are not so bad after all,we pay the bills,make babies and mess up the house.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Ouch!! what was that for! I was only kiddin, Honest dear, yes dear I do, no dear I wouldn't fix my bike in OUR kitchen..............








yeah right, where's me tools

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Men Cant live with you cant live without you heh?:lol:

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they just don't get it do they! if it wasn't for us keeping them busy they would end up siiting around all day and gettin fat arses, oh, hang on a minute, what is that saying that I keep hearing, is it something about arses in jeans? or something along those lines, mmm.;):blink:

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anyway I'm off, before my dearest finds out that I'm talking Bo*****s again, well thats what she says I'm talking, again.

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Maybe I have that PMT thing- thats always to blame- permanent male trauma;)

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She wouldnt say that would she;)

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http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...ar007/rofl.gif I knew it was you just testing the water !

No he's not at all just scared that his missus will see his posts ! :p

Oi shusssh up you .......snitch ! :sneaky:

Thats it stay strong Darren.............................Stay strong my friend...:unsure:


Now we've had those conversations in our house too........


She needs to know that its not the Jeans that make here arse look fat its her bloody big fat arse that makes it look fat :eek:



Dougie :lol:

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after all those years of hard work gaining those pounds eating all those crap cream cakes and chocolate and hating every minute of it and now you are telling me men dont like fat arses. You men you dont appreciate anything us women do for you:sneaky:

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Yup very real. I gleefully participate when it comes to men vs women jokes but I do feel sorry for women who work full time and have to cope with 99% of the housework as well.

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Ah but I bet your wife has a secret weapon ;)

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Hmmm... I'm not one of those. But I know a few who are.

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:)

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Anjibabe says her hubbie Framac is the greatest and most kindest husband in the world.....signed Anjibabe.:p:lol:

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:rolleyes::zzz:

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I am a stay at home husband, and I always ensure that the kitchen is exactly how my wife leaves it in the morning, nice and clear and tidy...



After all, she has to start the cooking when she gets home, therefore it's best left untouched....


and I don't want to delay dinner, as I tend to be getting hungry by the time she gets home ;)

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:rofl:

McD's every night for you then :D

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They're all crap. Best thing to do is to spend lots of money so they have to work longer hours then they don't mess up your house. :)

All I need to do now is find something to keep the kids out too ;)

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Smashing idea K14 :thumbsup:

Though i don't agree about the kids - i love the kids being around and when they are not at home, i miss them, the house is too quiet! :D

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That's not a nice way to talk about the moderators :sneaky:

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OK I stand corrected not all husbands are crap. I was trying to make the OP feel better - it's what us women do (mainly when we're moaning about our crappy husbands ;) )