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Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 1:13 pm
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A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you.
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 1:39 pm
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maybe next time he should use a rusty nail
 
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A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you.
he needs serious help
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 2:22 pm
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Originally Posted by man_called_Horse
maybe next time he should use a rusty nail
Or just dangle it in a blender and hope for the best.
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 2:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Fenton Beasley
Or just dangle it in a blender and hope for the best.
Can I watch?
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 3:10 pm
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Default Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...

The title of this thread suggests there is a recommended way to circumcise yourself.

(He said, sitting with his legs crossed - fudge, getting it stuck in your zip is bad enough)
 
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Default Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...

Originally Posted by Hutch
A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you.
Ouch


Originally Posted by scottishcelts
he needs serious help
Hence the observation ward
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 4:24 pm
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Tit!!!!
 
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Originally Posted by kar-kier
Tit!!!!
Pretty sure that's not the part of the body he was working on!
 
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Default Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...

Notice the lack of details so they padded with old news - there is a lot of that happening nowa days.
 
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Default Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...

Originally Posted by MarkMC
Notice the lack of details so they padded with old news - there is a lot of that happening nowa days.
I was thinking the same thing. Slow news day for the Telegraph.

Funnily enough I have heard of someone doing that before in the UK and I am wondering whether this is a rehash of old news to fill space in the paper.
 
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Why anyone would chose to live in Stevenage is beyond me, why they would try and circumsize themselves with nail clippers is more understandable
 
Old Jul 2nd 2009 | 6:07 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Why anyone would chose to live in Stevenage is beyond me, why they would try and circumsize themselves with nail clippers is more understandable
lol - Stevenage. 'kin 'ell I was glad to see the back of that place. Five years of secondary school there was enough for me.

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Originally Posted by Hutch
lol - Stevenage. 'kin 'ell I was glad to see the back of that place. Five years of secondary school there was enough for me.
Used to frequent a pub (loose definition) there. The Long Ship or The Ship - something like that. Massive place with sticky floors and lots of Stevenage losers. My excuse was a boyfriend was on the staff.
 
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I know form personal experience that there is a 12 month waiting list on the NHS for this particular operation and to be fair to him he has managed to find one way to jump the queue.
 


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