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Hutch Jul 2nd 2009 1:13 pm

How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you. :lol:

man_called_Horse Jul 2nd 2009 1:39 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
maybe next time he should use a rusty nail

scottishcelts Jul 2nd 2009 2:03 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 7718602)
A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you. :lol:

:blink::eek: he needs serious help :ohmy:

Fenton Beasley Jul 2nd 2009 2:22 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by man_called_Horse (Post 7718657)
maybe next time he should use a rusty nail

Or just dangle it in a blender and hope for the best.

scottishcelts Jul 2nd 2009 2:56 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by Fenton Beasley (Post 7718710)
Or just dangle it in a blender and hope for the best.

Can I watch? :eek::blink:

Stockton Jul 2nd 2009 3:10 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
The title of this thread suggests there is a recommended way to circumcise yourself.

(He said, sitting with his legs crossed - fudge, getting it stuck in your zip is bad enough)

paulry Jul 2nd 2009 3:15 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 7718602)
A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html

Living in Stevenage does have that sort of an effect on you. :lol:

Ouch :scaredhair:



Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7718690)
:blink::eek: he needs serious help :ohmy:

Hence the observation ward :)

kar-kier Jul 2nd 2009 4:24 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
Tit!!!!

Iwannabethere Jul 2nd 2009 4:56 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by kar-kier (Post 7718957)
Tit!!!!

Pretty sure that's not the part of the body he was working on! :rofl:

MarkMC Jul 2nd 2009 5:06 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
Notice the lack of details so they padded with old news - there is a lot of that happening nowa days.

Deancm Jul 2nd 2009 5:13 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by MarkMC (Post 7719009)
Notice the lack of details so they padded with old news - there is a lot of that happening nowa days.

I was thinking the same thing. Slow news day for the Telegraph.

Funnily enough I have heard of someone doing that before in the UK and I am wondering whether this is a rehash of old news to fill space in the paper.

moneypenny20 Jul 2nd 2009 5:52 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 
Why anyone would chose to live in Stevenage is beyond me, why they would try and circumsize themselves with nail clippers is more understandable :blink::lol:

Hutch Jul 2nd 2009 6:07 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 7719088)
Why anyone would chose to live in Stevenage is beyond me, why they would try and circumsize themselves with nail clippers is more understandable :blink::lol:

lol - Stevenage. 'kin 'ell I was glad to see the back of that place. Five years of secondary school there was enough for me.

moneypenny20 Jul 2nd 2009 6:10 pm

Re: How not to circumcise yourself ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 7719116)
lol - Stevenage. 'kin 'ell I was glad to see the back of that place. Five years of secondary school there was enough for me.

Used to frequent a pub (loose definition) there. The Long Ship or The Ship - something like that. Massive place with sticky floors and lots of Stevenage losers. My excuse was a boyfriend was on the staff.

isgraham Jul 2nd 2009 6:28 pm

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I know form personal experience that there is a 12 month waiting list on the NHS for this particular operation and to be fair to him he has managed to find one way to jump the queue.


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