How many leprechauns does it take to ...
Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:24 pm
#1
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How many leprechauns does it take to ...
Q. ... change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw and three to turn 'im around, and around, and around, and around, and around ...!
Q. ... kiss the Blarney Stone?
A. None. Their all too fekkin' short to reach it.
Q. ... make a witch turn green?
A. One. But only on St. Paddy's Day when the beer is green too.
Q. ... sing us a song, even though he's not the piano man?
A. None! No-one does it like Billy Joel!
Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:30 pm
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Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
Q. ... change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw and three to turn 'im around, and around, and around, and around, and around ...!
Q. ... kiss the Blarney Stone?
A. None. Their all too fekkin' short to reach it.
Q. ... make a witch turn green?
A. One. But only on St. Paddy's Day when the beer is green too.
Q. ... sing us a song, even though he's not the piano man?
A. None! No-one does it like Billy Joel!
Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:35 pm
#3
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Posts: 22,437
From: On the ning nang nong
Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
I wouldn't dare! A certain super-mod would be after me!! 
Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:56 pm
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From: On the ning nang nong
Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:58 pm
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Sep 2nd 2009 | 10:59 pm
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