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ProofReader Sep 2nd 2009 10:24 pm

How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Q. ... change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw and three to turn 'im around, and around, and around, and around, and around ...! :eek:


Q. ... kiss the Blarney Stone?
A. None. Their all too fekkin' short to reach it. :blink:


Q. ... make a witch turn green?
A. One. But only on St. Paddy's Day when the beer is green too. :sneaky:


Q. ... sing us a song, even though he's not the piano man?
A. None! No-one does it like Billy Joel! :p



bobbyftm Sep 2nd 2009 10:30 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by ProofReader (Post 7899901)

Q. ... change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw and three to turn 'im around, and around, and around, and around, and around ...! :eek:


Q. ... kiss the Blarney Stone?
A. None. Their all too fekkin' short to reach it. :blink:


Q. ... make a witch turn green?
A. One. But only on St. Paddy's Day when the beer is green too. :sneaky:


Q. ... sing us a song, even though he's not the piano man?
A. None! No-one does it like Billy Joel! :p



You taking the piss outta Berine ??;)

scottishcelts Sep 2nd 2009 10:35 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by bobbyftm (Post 7899911)
You taking the piss outta Berine ??;)

There's probably a female Berine lynch mob gathering as we speak :eek:

ProofReader Sep 2nd 2009 10:55 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by bobbyftm (Post 7899911)
You taking the piss outta Berine ??;)


:omg_smile: I wouldn't dare! A certain super-mod would be after me!! :scaredhair:



scottishcelts Sep 2nd 2009 10:56 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by ProofReader (Post 7899971)

:omg_smile: I wouldn't dare! A certain super-mod would be after me!! :scaredhair:



Shes the lynch mob ring leader :D

ProofReader Sep 2nd 2009 10:57 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7899922)
There's probably a female Berine lynch mob gathering as we speak :eek:


Something makes you think that females want to lynch him? :confused: :ohmy:



Pollyana Sep 2nd 2009 10:58 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by ProofReader (Post 7899971)

:omg_smile: I wouldn't dare! A certain super-mod would be after me!! :scaredhair:



Why? I can take the mick out of him quite happily myself :lol:

Sally Simpson Sep 2nd 2009 10:59 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by ProofReader (Post 7899979)

Something makes you think that females want to lynch him? :confused: :ohmy:



I think his girly fans may want to lynch you not him honey!:lol:

ProofReader Sep 2nd 2009 11:00 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7899988)
Why? I can take the mick out of him quite happily myself :lol:


Only you could take the mick out of an Irishman! ;)



ProofReader Sep 2nd 2009 11:03 pm

Re: How many leprechauns does it take to ...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 7899992)
I think his girly fans may want to lynch you not him honey!:lol:


I once knew a bloke called Stephen Lynch ... still trying to work out what he was good for. http://globalchinwaggers.smfforfree....er-eat-ani.gif http://globalchinwaggers.smfforfree....Wedgie-ani.gif




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