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northernbird Sep 25th 2013 3:01 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

irishbloo Sep 25th 2013 3:29 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 10917487)
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

Ouch.:thumbdown:

paulry Sep 25th 2013 4:09 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Tell him you've gone off men :o:unsure:

sonlymewalter Sep 25th 2013 6:55 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 10917487)
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

:eek:

now that that would be scary:scaredhair:

scrubbedexpat098 Sep 25th 2013 4:14 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
I must be a dinosaur, don't get all the ****buddy stuff. I've not exactly shagged the entire female population, just those I had feelings for.

sonlymewalter Sep 25th 2013 4:45 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by stevenglish1 (Post 10918436)
I must be a dinosaur, don't get all the ****buddy stuff. I've not exactly shagged the entire female population, just those I had feelings for.

nope you're not a dinosaur plenty of us do it your way mate

EllBee Sep 26th 2013 3:24 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

Being ****buddies is definitely a perk of a break up.... So long as you both feel the same -ie. nothing. When one person just sees sex and the other has feelings... things are going to get messy.

Kelli28 Sep 26th 2013 4:50 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Your getting too emotional over it, caring about his feelings. I always found treat em mean an keep them keen worked a treat.

Pollyana Sep 26th 2013 6:07 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10917440)
**** buddies .... Not solely a gay prerogative ... Believe me...

That's how me and HIM started out ...25 bloody years ago... And how we got back together again 23 years ago... Couldn't be arsed with all that socks on socks off lights on lights off am I doing it right crap... Just wanted a bloody good...... Anyway, the rest is history.



Only don't do what We went and did ....and fall in love......

That's the problem, the ****buddies thing only works if the feelings (or lack of) are the same on both sides, the minute one person wants more the whole thing falls apart.

Bernieboy Sep 27th 2013 7:06 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
I just pulled the trigger n filled the grave,job done:popcorn:

eddie007 Sep 27th 2013 3:04 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 10920942)
I just pulled the trigger n filled the grave,job done:popcorn:

Who dug the grave for you then? You make her dig it herself?

That's cold

Bikergirl Sep 27th 2013 7:13 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 10917487)
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

Sister got a voicemail from her then husband which was actually him talking to his mistress.... less than a week before Christmas and days before his parents were staying

RedDragon2008 Sep 27th 2013 11:46 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

By sms

u r the weakest link

Good bye

eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 4:14 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
I wouldn't bother... Rather than break up you should two or three or even 16 times him....

Pollyana Sep 29th 2013 8:16 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10921271)
Who dug the grave for you then? You make her dig it herself?

That's cold

Isn't that what best friends are for.......... specially witchy ones who can cover all the traces and tracks....... :sneaky:


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