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commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 9:08 am

How to break up ?
 
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Hebe Sep 24th 2013 9:22 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
By text or just tell a mate to tell them!

paulry Sep 24th 2013 9:50 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Emigrate

Dreamy Sep 24th 2013 10:16 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

TheVileEx went out with his mates while I took the kids to see my mother. The next day I got a text saying 'Pulled, F'kd, Fell in love'.

That was pretty effective at finally ending our relationship :)

Jilliebee Sep 24th 2013 11:05 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 10916375)
TheVileEx went out with his mates while I took the kids to see my mother. The next day I got a text saying 'Pulled, F'kd, Fell in love'.

That was pretty effective at finally ending our relationship :)

He sounds like a right charmer! :unsure:

Hebe Sep 24th 2013 11:32 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 10916375)
TheVileEx went out with his mates while I took the kids to see my mother. The next day I got a text saying 'Pulled, F'kd, Fell in love'.

That was pretty effective at finally ending our relationship :)


:rofl: love it - no doubt as to his intentions!!!!!!

Dorothy Sep 24th 2013 11:42 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
Why tell him? Just move out and eventually he'll clue in.

scottishcelts Sep 24th 2013 12:12 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 10916375)
TheVileEx went out with his mates while I took the kids to see my mother. The next day I got a text saying 'Pulled, F'kd, Fell in love'.

That was pretty effective at finally ending our relationship :)

This would work ^^^

FFS.

TheCreature Sep 24th 2013 2:39 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

In your case it might be something like this...

http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/dra.../disputgay.gif

Then this....

http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/dra.../gayviolet.gif

old.sparkles Sep 24th 2013 2:43 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by TheCreature (Post 10916626)

:rofl: love it :rofl:

Swerv-o Sep 24th 2013 4:36 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!


Breaking up is hard to do - I did it a couple of months ago after things broke down with my long term GF.

Not happy times, but I think probably for the better.


S

Dorothy Sep 24th 2013 4:37 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 10916708)
Breaking up is hard to do - I did it a couple of months ago after things broke down with my long term GF.

Not happy times, but I think probably for the better.


S

Commonwealth is now free if you're looking.

Swerv-o Sep 24th 2013 4:38 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 10916712)
Commonwealth is now free if you're looking.


I don't think he's quite my type, but thanks for the heads up :)


S

ozzieeagle Sep 24th 2013 4:58 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 10916713)
I don't think he's quite my type, but thanks for the heads up :)


S


All depends on how long he can hold his breath in a spa.... Cant tell who's doing what in one of those :sneaky: Hey if he can get near the 3 minute mark, he could be yours and a mates new special freind.

Swerv-o Sep 24th 2013 5:12 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 10916729)
All depends on how long he can hold his breath in a spa.... Cant tell who's doing what in one of those :sneaky: Hey if he can get near the 3 minute mark, he could be yours and a mates new special friend.


Well, it's been several months now, and I'm starting to get desperate, so this is starting to look more attractive as ideas go...


S

sonlymewalter Sep 24th 2013 5:22 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 10916734)
Well, it's been several months now, and I'm starting to get desperate, so this is starting to look more attractive as ideas go...


S

what if he turns into a ladyboy - interested?

sonlymewalter Sep 24th 2013 5:25 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

when you've finished the wild sex just say "is that it?"

then walk off....

ukecadet Sep 24th 2013 6:12 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

By all means dump him but don't go f**king him beforehand.That's really nasty :thumbdown:

eddie007 Sep 24th 2013 8:57 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

uh oh... is this an office break up??????

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:31 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
no no no no. not an office thing.

i think we could still be f*** buddies though :D

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:32 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
why do i always get a duplicate post????

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:33 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by ukecadet (Post 10916781)
By all means dump him but don't go f**king him beforehand.That's really nasty :thumbdown:

why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:34 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 10916739)
when you've finished the wild sex just say "is that it?"

then walk off....

lol. i can't say that because he's really good in bed! i just can't have emotional connection, i just want the sex thing. :eek:

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:35 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 10916349)
Emigrate

to where??? victoria?

commonwealth Sep 25th 2013 12:05 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...8/mila-sex.gif

ozzieeagle Sep 25th 2013 12:45 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
http://i.imgur.com/sAREiFP.gif

ukecadet Sep 25th 2013 1:23 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

I assumed that you were in a relationship because you asked about breaking up.If you're not, then I don't see the point of the question.
I can't speak for any of the others on here but I get the gay thingy.
I know plenty of gay's.I lived with one in Googee for a while.
Hey.If you want to go Cottaging fill your boots...or someone else's.

spouse of scouse Sep 25th 2013 1:32 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
No need to complicate things.

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

paulry Sep 25th 2013 2:16 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917092)
to where??? victoria?

Ummm... Tasmania? :unsure:

eddie007 Sep 25th 2013 2:30 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

**** buddies .... Not solely a gay prerogative ... Believe me...

That's how me and HIM started out ...25 bloody years ago... And how we got back together again 23 years ago... Couldn't be arsed with all that socks on socks off lights on lights off am I doing it right crap... Just wanted a bloody good...... Anyway, the rest is history.



Only don't do what We went and did ....and fall in love......

northernbird Sep 25th 2013 3:01 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

irishbloo Sep 25th 2013 3:29 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 10917487)
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

Ouch.:thumbdown:

paulry Sep 25th 2013 4:09 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Tell him you've gone off men :o:unsure:

sonlymewalter Sep 25th 2013 6:55 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 10917487)
send your wife a text that was meant for the girlfriend ;)

:eek:

now that that would be scary:scaredhair:

scrubbedexpat098 Sep 25th 2013 4:14 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
I must be a dinosaur, don't get all the ****buddy stuff. I've not exactly shagged the entire female population, just those I had feelings for.

sonlymewalter Sep 25th 2013 4:45 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by stevenglish1 (Post 10918436)
I must be a dinosaur, don't get all the ****buddy stuff. I've not exactly shagged the entire female population, just those I had feelings for.

nope you're not a dinosaur plenty of us do it your way mate

EllBee Sep 26th 2013 3:24 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

Being ****buddies is definitely a perk of a break up.... So long as you both feel the same -ie. nothing. When one person just sees sex and the other has feelings... things are going to get messy.

Kelli28 Sep 26th 2013 4:50 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

Your getting too emotional over it, caring about his feelings. I always found treat em mean an keep them keen worked a treat.

Pollyana Sep 26th 2013 6:07 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10917440)
**** buddies .... Not solely a gay prerogative ... Believe me...

That's how me and HIM started out ...25 bloody years ago... And how we got back together again 23 years ago... Couldn't be arsed with all that socks on socks off lights on lights off am I doing it right crap... Just wanted a bloody good...... Anyway, the rest is history.



Only don't do what We went and did ....and fall in love......

That's the problem, the ****buddies thing only works if the feelings (or lack of) are the same on both sides, the minute one person wants more the whole thing falls apart.

Bernieboy Sep 27th 2013 7:06 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
I just pulled the trigger n filled the grave,job done:popcorn:


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