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sonlymewalter Sep 24th 2013 5:22 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 10916734)
Well, it's been several months now, and I'm starting to get desperate, so this is starting to look more attractive as ideas go...


S

what if he turns into a ladyboy - interested?

sonlymewalter Sep 24th 2013 5:25 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

when you've finished the wild sex just say "is that it?"

then walk off....

ukecadet Sep 24th 2013 6:12 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

By all means dump him but don't go f**king him beforehand.That's really nasty :thumbdown:

eddie007 Sep 24th 2013 8:57 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10916304)
What's the best way to end it?

I'll have one last wild sex then tell him it's over!

uh oh... is this an office break up??????

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:31 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
no no no no. not an office thing.

i think we could still be f*** buddies though :D

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:32 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 
why do i always get a duplicate post????

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:33 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by ukecadet (Post 10916781)
By all means dump him but don't go f**king him beforehand.That's really nasty :thumbdown:

why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:34 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 10916739)
when you've finished the wild sex just say "is that it?"

then walk off....

lol. i can't say that because he's really good in bed! i just can't have emotional connection, i just want the sex thing. :eek:

commonwealth Sep 24th 2013 10:35 pm

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 10916349)
Emigrate

to where??? victoria?

commonwealth Sep 25th 2013 12:05 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...8/mila-sex.gif

ozzieeagle Sep 25th 2013 12:45 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
http://i.imgur.com/sAREiFP.gif

ukecadet Sep 25th 2013 1:23 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

I assumed that you were in a relationship because you asked about breaking up.If you're not, then I don't see the point of the question.
I can't speak for any of the others on here but I get the gay thingy.
I know plenty of gay's.I lived with one in Googee for a while.
Hey.If you want to go Cottaging fill your boots...or someone else's.

spouse of scouse Sep 25th 2013 1:32 am

Re: How to break up ?
 
No need to complicate things.

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

paulry Sep 25th 2013 2:16 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917092)
to where??? victoria?

Ummm... Tasmania? :unsure:

eddie007 Sep 25th 2013 2:30 am

Re: How to break up ?
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10917090)
why not? cant we just be f*** buddies?

i know straight people may not get this gay thingy...

**** buddies .... Not solely a gay prerogative ... Believe me...

That's how me and HIM started out ...25 bloody years ago... And how we got back together again 23 years ago... Couldn't be arsed with all that socks on socks off lights on lights off am I doing it right crap... Just wanted a bloody good...... Anyway, the rest is history.



Only don't do what We went and did ....and fall in love......


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