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"er, sorry, can I just stop you there? This sex is pish!!"
Not only would it be pish, it would also be over - i can just see a guy managing to 'perform' after being told that¬
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For those of you singles out there . . . will you now be scoring out of 10 (based on nationality) next time you get jiggy-wit-it?
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