Originally Posted by sasbear (Post 4470962)

:rofl: sorry PP you anger made me laugh -

OP sounds like a real W****er to me too
It was hard for us to get here WITH an agent - try over 6 years from deciding to arriving!

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4468550)

Hi

For all those people back in England I thought I would help with your visa worries (and unlike migration agents my appraisal is free and easy!!!)

If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....

That is how easy it is. It is not difficult to get a visa for Australia it just appears so because of all the paperwork you have to go through. But that is how Australia works...........there is heaps of paperwork for everythng in this country especially if you want a job when you get here.

So dont bother with a migration agent, they are laughing all the way to the bank ( I may start up myself!!!) because things appear to be difficult it doesn't mean they are.

And when you arrive you will find your highly sort after occupation actually has twenty Australians applying for it, and you are back of the queue !!

This is not a negative post, but it is 100% realistic.

Australia is not a hard place to get into, it just appears that way.

Steve

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4468550)

If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 4469633)

Wonder how many Aussie men are actually THAT good at yoga? Must feed The Bloke lots of scotch tomorrow, then get him to try it when he's plastered :rofl:



We have our orders to come down the coast when the family visit in July so will look out for it. My 11 year old niece is dreaming of Wet'n'wild....in fact she is dreaming of "those humky muscley Aussie men in swimming trunks at Wet'n'wild" to quote her comment from last week.... She must be thinking of different Aussie men from the ones that inspired the heads in arses comment!:confused:

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4468550)

Hi

For all those people back in England I thought I would help with your visa worries (and unlike migration agents my appraisal is free and easy!!!)

If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....

That is how easy it is. It is not difficult to get a visa for Australia it just appears so because of all the paperwork you have to go through. But that is how Australia works...........there is heaps of paperwork for everythng in this country especially if you want a job when you get here.

So dont bother with a migration agent, they are laughing all the way to the bank ( I may start up myself!!!) because things appear to be difficult it doesn't mean they are.

And when you arrive you will find your highly sort after occupation actually has twenty Australians applying for it, and you are back of the queue !!

This is not a negative post, but it is 100% realistic.

Australia is not a hard place to get into, it just appears that way.

Steve

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 4472175)

...in that case I also think that flying the Space Shuttle would be easy....

Originally Posted by themerlin (Post 4472176)

If NASA can do it :p

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 4472220)

Not that good at it though are they:ohmy:

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 4472224)

The astronauts are fine...I think it's NASA that's the problem...

Originally Posted by Womat (Post 4472232)

That may be debatable after recent events! :eek:

Originally Posted by wmoore (Post 4471441)

So my 19-year old cousin who has been working as a mechanic for the last 6 months can come join us? Woohoo!


Or maybe not. You've just simplified god knows how many pages of immigration policy into 5 lines on a forum. If only life was so simple .... What a ridiculous post.

I answered yes to all of those questions but I still failed the ACS assessment first time around and had to put up $100k bond. How does that figure in your 'policy'?

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4472282)

As I thought...........Most people on here are too dim to notice satire :blink: ,

Probably because they are worrying if the answer from the immigration department will be yes or no :confused:

Good luck to all (it seems you all need it:thumbup: )

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4472282)

As I thought...........Most people on here are too dim to notice satire :blink: ,

Probably because they are worrying if the answer from the immigration department will be yes or no :confused:

Good luck to all (it seems you all need it:thumbup: )

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo (Post 4472282)

As I thought...........Most people on here are too dim to notice satire :blink: ,

Probably because they are worrying if the answer from the immigration department will be yes or no :confused:

Good luck to all (it seems you all need it:thumbup: )