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Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:17 pm
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Hi

For all those people back in England I thought I would help with your visa worries (and unlike migration agents my appraisal is free and easy!!!)

If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....

That is how easy it is. It is not difficult to get a visa for Australia it just appears so because of all the paperwork you have to go through. But that is how Australia works...........there is heaps of paperwork for everythng in this country especially if you want a job when you get here.

So dont bother with a migration agent, they are laughing all the way to the bank ( I may start up myself!!!) because things appear to be difficult it doesn't mean they are.

And when you arrive you will find your highly sort after occupation actually has twenty Australians applying for it, and you are back of the queue !!

This is not a negative post, but it is 100% realistic.

Australia is not a hard place to get into, it just appears that way.

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Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:32 pm
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Originally Posted by steve-n-jo
Australia is not a hard place to get into, it just appears that way.
Take one can.. preferably worm flavoured and open.
 
Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:33 pm
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Originally Posted by steve-n-jo
Hi

For all those people back in England I thought I would help with your visa worries (and unlike migration agents my appraisal is free and easy!!!)

If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....

That is how easy it is. It is not difficult to get a visa for Australia it just appears so because of all the paperwork you have to go through. But that is how Australia works...........there is heaps of paperwork for everythng in this country especially if you want a job when you get here.

So dont bother with a migration agent, they are laughing all the way to the bank ( I may start up myself!!!) because things appear to be difficult it doesn't mean they are.

And when you arrive you will find your highly sort after occupation actually has twenty Australians applying for it, and you are back of the queue !!

This is not a negative post, but it is 100% realistic.

Australia is not a hard place to get into, it just appears that way.

Steve
What about a Medical and Police checks?
Long delays in getting answers from DIMA.
It maybe easy to get a Visa but the waiting sure is Hard.
We certainly havent found it easy , thought we were pretty straight forward and using a Agent....


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Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:34 pm
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Originally Posted by carlosthegerbil
Take one can.. preferably worm flavoured and open.

Do you want salted or sugary popcorn?
 
Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:50 pm
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Do you want salted or sugary popcorn?
I'll share some sugared Wendy or if you have any toffee.....mmmm
 
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Default Re: Getting An Australian Visa Is Easy

Originally Posted by steve-n-jo
Hi


If you can answer yes to the following then you will get a permanent visa...

1. Have you an occupation on the skills in demand list ?
2. Can you prove that you have been working in that occupation ? (if you write a letter yourself and get it signed by a solicitor that will do!!)
3. Are you under 45 years of age?
4. Can you speak English?

Congratulations YOU WILL GET A VISA.....
Love it. But I'd add in getting qualifications assessed. Then I'd light blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance, relax, and munch on the worms.


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Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:56 pm
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what a silly post. can you guarantee that all visa applicants will get in based on a letter they write themselves and get a solicitor to sign? what if you only have 6 months work experience or only work 6 hours a week? it is not that simple so don't why insult the intelligent people on this site? some people will find it easier than others but many struggle - just read the posts on this site.
 
Old Feb 28th 2007 | 8:59 pm
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I'll get the pizza in, anyone want to join me.......
 
Old Feb 28th 2007 | 9:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
I'll get the pizza in, anyone want to join me.......

Can I have a ham and pineapple one?
 
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what a plank
 
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Originally Posted by Wendy
Can I have a ham and pineapple one?
Garlic mushrooms on mine please and a beer would be good - this could be interesting.

How about those who had to lodge $100k? Or need rellies to sponsor them?
 
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Originally Posted by Wendy
Do you want salted or sugary popcorn?

Butter and salt on mine please... I'm really craving that salt right now.
 
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Originally Posted by ub40fan
Garlic mushrooms on mine please and a beer would be good - this could be interesting.

How about those who had to lodge $100k? Or need rellies to sponsor them?
or failed TRA first time like us. never mind agents (even though i do love george and glen) but what about this site. All hail Sue & Paul i say!!
 
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
I'll get the pizza in, anyone want to join me.......


Gluten free?
 
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