Alfresco

A man of many talents.

paulry

Yeah, I'm good at sorting out old birds

Alfresco

I need some lessons! I'm no longer attractive to the young chicks.

cresta57

This poor old woman lives just down the road from me. I bet she didn't realise she'd make the national news.

paulry

Blimey. I bet she thinks twice before she feeds the hens again

paulry

Yeah, you're like an elderly uncle to them now.

spouse of scouse

The poor love, she must have been terrified. I'm afraid Sherlock would have been history if he were mine.

spouse of scouse

You have the crowing down pat, anyway

sonlymewalter

Sherlock would have been a chicken curry if it were mine

cresta57

I popped into the servo & my "No shit sherlock!" was entirely wasted on the staff. The poor old lady was mid story at the counter, must have been the highlight of the month

sonlymewalter

ahh well. Thank god you weren't on stage mate

spouse of scouse

What an entertaining bunch you are

Alfresco

Maybe my ashes will help some plants grow.

paulry

Mmmm curry laksa

paulry

'Have to admit it was a surprise to find that just 4 old birds or so could be so veral. I blame the matriarch - a particularly nasty girl who gets the other birds to do her bidding