I see the stickers that say 'if you don't love it, leave'...

No, think i'll stay as long as i want to thanks.

And no, it's not full, so we won't ****off we will bring more.

Glad it wasnt just me

Funny

There are things that I wouldn't mind going down on me in a restaurant but a ship is not one of them.

By the way, anyone know about snakes?

We (I) have a huge bastard in the house, absolutely no idea what to do with it ... do I offer it cake?

If he's not in the way of the TV or drinking your beer, I'd leave him. If he's curling around your child, I'd try and remove him carefully with a very long stick.

tempt it out with a small child

Thanks I think I'll let him find the catflap that he seemed to have located on the way in ...

Bummer, just used my last ...

Funny.

Sticker that is, not the Titanic

I got a cane toad in my front room one night. I was watching telly and noticed something jumping around

Now you've mentioned it I bet that's where it came from - the catflap

If it was in a public place (assuming it is) I would find it offensive as kids can read it, more specifically my kids!!

<Daily Mail On>

Yes, think about the children!

When they get to 13 they'll have to drive it down to the bottle shop to get some fags and Bundy for Dad who has passed-out in front of the footy.

My favourite bumper sticker is 'Develop The Spit'.

Hey!!! Are you implying I am a Daily Mail reader???

I often wonder what tourists think about that one

It was on the tyre cover on the back of a 4wd and one of my kids in the back said " do they mean us" I said "no just me and your Mum, you were born here".I enquired at the local police station,out of curiosity if it was ok to have that in 4inch letters on the back of the car.When I told the policewoman what it said she could'nt stop laughing.So I got my answer there,I think it's a case of if you don't like it,get out.

Nah, nobody actually reads the Daily Mail, they can't get past the first 3 pages without going into a spluttering rage

Back to the Socceroos ...

(edit) Shanghai Sports is playing a really nasty remix of Salt N Pepa's "Push It" ... it's the only thing in English I've heard for a while and wished I hadn't.