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scottishcelts Dec 21st 2010 11:52 pm

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 9054155)
The OB that delivered Lauren was called Phillipa Brain, P Brain!

:lol:

Vash the Stampede Dec 22nd 2010 12:51 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
I once knew a psychiatrist in Tasmania called Dr Hyde!

*edit*

Crikey, here he is!

:blink:

Sherlock Holmes Dec 22nd 2010 12:57 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
We've all heard of Charelene, Raylene, Nolene etc. There is a kid in town called Chlorine. I kid not.

Wouldn't mind but the parents probably have no idea what Chlorine is.....

scottishcelts Dec 22nd 2010 12:58 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 9054214)
I once knew a psychiatrist in Tasmania called Dr Hyde!

*edit*

Crikey, here he is!

:blink:

:lol: that's brilliant.

scottishcelts Dec 22nd 2010 1:00 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
Just thought of another - there was a baby entered into a Scottish newspaper 'bonnie baby' competition and her name was Pochahontis McNulty :eek::blink:

bcworld Dec 22nd 2010 1:38 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9054221)
Just thought of another - there was a baby entered into a Scottish newspaper 'bonnie baby' competition and her name was Pochahontis McNulty :eek::blink:

Was her middle name Senga!!?? :lol:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 22nd 2010 1:43 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9054221)
Just thought of another - there was a baby entered into a Scottish newspaper 'bonnie baby' competition and her name was Pochahontis McNulty :eek::blink:

Jermaine McSporran

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000...porran_150.jpg

scottishcelts Dec 22nd 2010 1:47 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 9054266)
Was her middle name Senga!!?? :lol:

Probably :lol:

Theyes Dec 22nd 2010 1:48 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
[QUOTE=scottishcelts;9053176]I once worked with an Alistair McAllister, a Cameron Cameron and a Neil O'Neil. :D

Still haven't met a Phil Macavity yet though. :([/QUOTE

We had a client where i was working called Wayne King (and i'm not joking) he was the only person that when telephone calls came in and he was in the works was called Mr King over the tannoy. It actually helped that he was 6'5" and built like a brick wall...............

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 22nd 2010 1:52 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9054271)
Probably :lol:

Sticking with the football players.... who can forget Stefan Kuntz.

How about Wolfgang Wolf... who used to coach Wolfsburg !!

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 22nd 2010 1:53 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
[QUOTE=Theyes;9054272]

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9053176)
I once worked with an Alistair McAllister, a Cameron Cameron and a Neil O'Neil. :D

Still haven't met a Phil Macavity yet though. :([/QUOTE

We had a client where i was working called Wayne King (and i'm not joking) he was the only person that when telephone calls came in and he was in the works was called Mr King over the tannoy. It actually helped that he was 6'5" and built like a brick wall...............

Worked with a John Kerr... everybody called him Juan.

scottishcelts Dec 22nd 2010 1:55 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9054279)
Sticking with the football players.... who can forget Stefan Kuntz.

How about Wolfgang Wolf... who used to coach Wolfsburg !!

:lol: now that is good!

scottishcelts Dec 22nd 2010 1:59 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 
25 Funny Football Player Names:

1.Stefan Kuntz
2.Chiqui Arce
3.Bongo Christ
4.Have-a-Look Dube
5.Ars Bandeet
6.Segar Bastard
7.Rafael Scheidt
8.Rod Fanni
9.Johnny Moustache
10.David Goodwillie
11.Danny Shittu
12.Johan de Cock
13.Milan Fukal
14.Quim
15.Brian Pinas
16.Bernt Haas
17.Uwe Fuchs
18.Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
19.Wolfgang Wolf
20.Creedence Clearwater Couto
21.Norman Conquest
22.Danger Fourpence
23.Paul Dickov
24.Argelico ****s
25.Harry Daft


:D

iamthecreaturefromuranus Dec 22nd 2010 2:02 am

Re: Funny names you have came across....
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9054291)
25 Funny Football Player Names:


5.Ars Bandeet

:D

That's absolutely brilliant. :rofl::rofl:

Officer Dibble Dec 22nd 2010 4:50 am

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The Chief Operating Officer of the Child Support Agency is apparently Mutton Geoff, er, I mean Geoff Mutton. Wonder if he carries an ear horn in his man bag.


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