Funny names you have came across....
 

I once worked with an Alistair McAllister, a Cameron Cameron and a Neil O'Neil. :D

Still haven't met a Phil Macavity yet though. :(

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whilst attending a wedding reception my wife and I were first to arrive at our designated table.I had a look around at the other name cards on the table and to my delight discovered I would be sitting next to a Mr Ivor Organ.
Hand on heart it's the God's honest.

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Lot's..A wedding once the brides name became Tess nicol (testicle).

A poor poor baby called Krypto..As in superman WTF!!

And tonight was my last training session at derby so we went to the pub afterwards. One of the girls got there much earlier than everyone else and she was still in her derby gear...fence net tights, spankies and a Tshirt with Rhi-Load wrote on the back.

Anyway she was pleased when we eventually turned up as some guys had thought she was a prostitute! It just brought a whole new meaning to her derby name Rhi-load!! :o

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There is someone at work called Tasmin Watts which isn't funny but our work emails are our initial then surname so her's is [email protected] - which I found rather funny (and unfortunate)! :rofl:

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I went to school with a girl with the surname Pudephatt which always seemed slightly amusing as she was on the big side, she was very good-natured though and I don't think anyone made fun of her.

My brother worked with someone called Mr. Ketlon, which I still think of when i offer to put the kettle on.

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Similar thing, at a client I worked at there was a guy called Kim Wan. He was having a problem one day and asked me to help. His Windows logon name popped up - wank! I think he was honestly completely unaware it had another meaning...maybe the people in IT were too, but I doubt it! :lol:

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[email protected] pronounced Steve Wankhead and probably the best of the lot William Ankers, email address [email protected] !!

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In my old job we had a patient called Hazel Urine and another called Dick Smallbone. A friend of mine had a vasectomy done by a urologist called Dr Hackitt. My neice's neurosurgeon was Dr Brain and the coroner in my hometown was at one time Dr Death (he pronounced it "deeth")

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Don't know if this counts but a friend's son has called his children Pantera and Metallica...........they are girls!! :eek:

Number 3 is due in a few months, the mind boggles!!

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I had a marine biology lecturer called Dr Fish. When I had abandoned that career and was at uni studying for a second time we had to do clinical practice. My first patient was called Krystal Mayes. I have also seen patients with the first name Candida (medical term for thrush), a Mrs A Chicken and also a Carol Christmas.

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I worked in the travel industry for years & have always remembered these following names & they're true!
Homer Gerkhin
Lisa Qickilik
Ginger bottoms

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Not so much funny, as unpronounceable in English, I have to deal with people who's surnames range from Ng and Pp to some of the gigantic Sri Lankan ones, universally known in the company as Mr Alphabets.


I also worked with a Vietnamese guy in the UK who's name was...... Wallace Arnold.
He decided he needed a more English name and had chosen the first one that took his fancy... off the side of a coach !!

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My friend has facebook friends from school called Rachel Sole (R Sole) and Annette Curtin! The latter makes me laugh every time I see her comment on something :)

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The OB that delivered Lauren was called Phillipa Brain, P Brain!

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:rofl::thumbsup:

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:lol:

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I once knew a psychiatrist in Tasmania called Dr Hyde!

*edit*

Crikey, here he is!

:blink:

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We've all heard of Charelene, Raylene, Nolene etc. There is a kid in town called Chlorine. I kid not.

Wouldn't mind but the parents probably have no idea what Chlorine is.....

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:lol: that's brilliant.

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Just thought of another - there was a baby entered into a Scottish newspaper 'bonnie baby' competition and her name was Pochahontis McNulty :eek::blink:

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Was her middle name Senga!!?? :lol:

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Jermaine McSporran

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000...porran_150.jpg

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Probably :lol:

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[QUOTE=scottishcelts;9053176]I once worked with an Alistair McAllister, a Cameron Cameron and a Neil O'Neil. :D

Still haven't met a Phil Macavity yet though. :([/QUOTE

We had a client where i was working called Wayne King (and i'm not joking) he was the only person that when telephone calls came in and he was in the works was called Mr King over the tannoy. It actually helped that he was 6'5" and built like a brick wall...............

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Sticking with the football players.... who can forget Stefan Kuntz.

How about Wolfgang Wolf... who used to coach Wolfsburg !!

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[QUOTE=Theyes;9054272]Worked with a John Kerr... everybody called him Juan.

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:lol: now that is good!

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25 Funny Football Player Names:

1.Stefan Kuntz
2.Chiqui Arce
3.Bongo Christ
4.Have-a-Look Dube
5.Ars Bandeet
6.Segar Bastard
7.Rafael Scheidt
8.Rod Fanni
9.Johnny Moustache
10.David Goodwillie
11.Danny Shittu
12.Johan de Cock
13.Milan Fukal
14.Quim
15.Brian Pinas
16.Bernt Haas
17.Uwe Fuchs
18.Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
19.Wolfgang Wolf
20.Creedence Clearwater Couto
21.Norman Conquest
22.Danger Fourpence
23.Paul Dickov
24.Argelico ****s
25.Harry Daft


:D

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That's absolutely brilliant. :rofl::rofl:

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The Chief Operating Officer of the Child Support Agency is apparently Mutton Geoff, er, I mean Geoff Mutton. Wonder if he carries an ear horn in his man bag.

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The MD of Allianz is a Mr Terry Towell.

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:rofl:

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I had to work with an american colleague for a while called Richard Holder. He insisted I called him Dick. Even his email was Dick Holder.

And meeting someone who introduces themselves as " I'm the Dick Holder you've heard about" and sticks out his arm to shake, the urge to say "Have you washed your hands?" is overwhelming


JTL

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As you pull into Raynes Park station in London, there's a building across the road with a sign saying "Payne Funerals".

A sign to to die for, athough I would never go with them.


I also knew a girl called Polly, her middle name was Esther.

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Oh I went to school with a guy whose name was Justin McDonald. His mother remarried after his father died and when he was adopted by his new dad he became Justin Case.

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Yer kidding? :rofl:

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another footballer

fitz hall

his nickname is

one size

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I used to work with European traders.

My fav was a Swede/Dane called 'Jurgen Kunz'....of course his first name sounded more like 'your'an'.

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I worked with a Bastard.

He wasn't though in either sense of the word.

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Alan? :D