i heard the Frammies are gettin a job on eastenders, but they are going to tell their real life story llf

I can hear the sirens already

No, even their story isn't bad enough for Eastenders, surely!
And on the soap subject, funny how people on Home and Away and Neighbours don't go through the same reality of Australia that they have been through isn't it?

Jeez dont mention soap to Richard or is it Robert

HE HE even with a lassies name you dont know mine

awe come on he nearly kicked the bucket (while ang was oot at the dancing spending his insurance pay oot) how real do you want it

Well you look like a knob oops i mean Rob

Yeah, I guess that bit would qualify them for Neighbours.........Ramsey Street has never had a major flood though, has it?

And it still isn't Eastenders standard, or there would've been more to the "Out dancing" story..........Ange reunites with 15 long-lost children while at the disco or something......


(sorry Framac and Ange, you know no offence meant, I hope you can see the funny side of this! )

Sorry, couldnae help mesel !!



> Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward
> full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets
> one.
>
> The patient replies:
>
> "Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
> Great chieftain o the puddin race,
> Aboon them a ye take yer place,
> Painch, tripe or thairm,
> As langs my airm."
>
> Charles is confused, so he just smiles and moves on to the next
> patient. The patient responds:
>
> "Some hae meat an canna eat,
> And some wad eat that want it,
> But we hae meat an we can eat,
> So let the Lord be thankit."
>
> Even more confused, and his smile now rictus, the Prince moves on to
> the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
>
> "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
> O the panic in thy breasty,
> Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
> Wi bickering brattle."
>
> Now seriously troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and
> asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
>
> "No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."

ha ha ha , ya shitebag. what are they gawnae dae, kick yir heed in?

diclaimer.....
everything i said was because polly maid me say it

i'll get fur yae

MMMMMm does her bum look big in this?

Yea right, like I could make you do anything I leave it to the lovely Pauline to keep you in order!!

do you think manky frankie is too busy sittin counting his money to bother with us

you look younger than i thought