First World Problems Thread, living in Australia
 

Ok let's kick it off ;)

Couldn't find my tomato ketchup for three days, finally found it tonight in the oils section in my pantry hiding behind the olive oil, peanut oil, ghee, rice bran oil, mustard oil and sesame oil bottles.

Edit: forgot to mention my seasoned curry oil and ethnic coconut oil as well.

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Had to spend good money buying a fan today :frown:. My ducted heating system lays a layer of hot air at the top of the lounge room that makes it a little too cool lower in the room when we watch the 60" of an evening. Fan stirs the warm air around nicely.

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First world problem - having the time to talk to yourself on an Expats thread... about first world problems :rofl:

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OK I've got one. I've got hairy ears and nasal hair, I have an ear and nasal hair electric razor but it's still in it's original packaging and I can't be bothered to open it.

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I ordered my shopping from woolies and the twats forgot my bread!

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Toughen up and pluck them instead

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I do and it's getting worse, last time I was getting my haircut the barber goes "do you want me to do your ears?"

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Toughen up princess and get them waxed :lol:

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I have to walk an extra 5 minutes in the rain to McIver station as Perth station is closed due to the upgrade shutdown

I don't think I can face it

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Get one of the kids to open it for you.They are on school holidays.It will be the highlight for them.:thumbsup:

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No he can come over here and I'll do it for him as long as he picks up a loaf of bread for me on the way :lol:

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Are you offering to give him a nose job.:eek::D

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So good it'll make his eyes water:lol:

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This place is too far from Switzerland.

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Christmas is hot. I prefer a colder Christmas.

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Save the walk, drive instead? :D

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http://www.nads.com/buy_nads_nose_wax_stockist

<snipped>

;)

The hubby wants to try it but reckons it'll be too sore. Poor loves :rofl:

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Oops pic never turned out right then :rofl:


POLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY;

Why can't I delete the above thingie???

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Toughen up, Princess. I have to take the train to Leedeeville then a bus supposedly to the Wellington St bus station then walk to RPH. This morning the bus dropped everyone about 50 m east of the arena. It started to rain just as I got off the bus. :sneaky: My hair, which I had spent 20 minutes blow drying straight, got wet and was frizzy/wavy all day.

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Don't know how you did that :lol:

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I've no friggin idea :lol:

..and thankies :)

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No worries :)

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Ooh, Hello! Wait, you're not talking about punching me in the face are you?

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I first read that as you having an ear and anal razor.

I was imagining all the Brazilians in the dole queue

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That IS what I said... Wait, bloody autocorrect changed it to nasal!

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:lol: Haha

Make sure the blade is kept sharp and well oiled.

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OMG. You keep your ketchup in the pantry and not the fridge!!

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Real ketchup in the pantry, Aussie Tomaaato sauce in the fridge.

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my Perth hotel is being renovated, the rooms are distinctly average, now I think about it.

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my 3g is not fast enough

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The husband goes to bed and leaves the remotes at the other end of the sofa from me.

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File for a divorce first thing tomorrow.

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Did you ask for them?

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Our politicians are mediocre taxfunded assholes.

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My WiFi doesn't reach the ensuite so I can't post here when I'm on the toilet. Now I'm going to have to spend even more money on a signal booster :frown:

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I forgot my loyalty card so had to pay for my coffee this morning. :sneaky:

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I noticed this morning that an expensive shirt has pilling.

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No! why would I do that? You into S & M ? hot wax ripping hairs out your nose is going to hurt more than a punch from me, and no before you ask I won't wax the back sack an crack either, ya kinky git. :p


I'm going for my pedicure today and I know I will get flustered when they expect me to choose a colour within 30 seconds of handing me the colour chart. How can they expect such important decisions from me in that amount of time!

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It's mid Winter here on the Mid North Coast and it's 24 degrees. I can't wear my new Winter outfits and all my T shirts are sooo last year. :sneaky:

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I had to wake up during the night to pump up my pillow.