Ok let's kick it off

Couldn't find my tomato ketchup for three days, finally found it tonight in the oils section in my pantry hiding behind the olive oil, peanut oil, ghee, rice bran oil, mustard oil and sesame oil bottles.

Edit: forgot to mention my seasoned curry oil and ethnic coconut oil as well.

Had to spend good money buying a fan today . My ducted heating system lays a layer of hot air at the top of the lounge room that makes it a little too cool lower in the room when we watch the 60" of an evening. Fan stirs the warm air around nicely.

First world problem - having the time to talk to yourself on an Expats thread... about first world problems

OK I've got one. I've got hairy ears and nasal hair, I have an ear and nasal hair electric razor but it's still in it's original packaging and I can't be bothered to open it.

I ordered my shopping from woolies and the twats forgot my bread!

Toughen up and pluck them instead

I do and it's getting worse, last time I was getting my haircut the barber goes "do you want me to do your ears?"

Toughen up princess and get them waxed

I have to walk an extra 5 minutes in the rain to McIver station as Perth station is closed due to the upgrade shutdown

I don't think I can face it

Get one of the kids to open it for you.They are on school holidays.It will be the highlight for them.

No he can come over here and I'll do it for him as long as he picks up a loaf of bread for me on the way

Are you offering to give him a nose job.

So good it'll make his eyes water

This place is too far from Switzerland.

Christmas is hot. I prefer a colder Christmas.