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Old May 3rd 2010, 10:35 pm
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Originally Posted by EvannTel
Despite some of the banter I am resisting temptation and offer sensible advice.
Try to find the departure gate you will be departing from. Not sure which airport it is but some are huge and can tae ages to walk to find.
I've pm'd the OP the link I posted earlier too, http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6596734 - couple of years old, but there was some good stuff in there
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Originally Posted by EvannTel
Despite some of the banter I am resisting temptation and offer sensible advice.
Try to find the departure gate you will be departing from. Not sure which airport it is but some are huge and can tae ages to walk to find.
You know it girlfriend!
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Old May 3rd 2010, 11:01 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
I've pm'd the OP the link I posted earlier too, http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6596734 - couple of years old, but there was some good stuff in there
Have you updated it to say "Don't take any sharp objects in your hand luggage, you'll get given these with your in-flight meal"?

We got full metal cutlery on Iberia on this last trip.
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Old May 3rd 2010, 11:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
Have you updated it to say "Don't take any sharp objects in your hand luggage, you'll get given these with your in-flight meal"?

We got full metal cutlery on Iberia on this last trip.

Guy in front of me as I went through security at Heathrow this time had a pair of small scissors. As I went by he was trying to persuade the security guy to let him keep them, kept saying that they were his " special cuticle scissors and I need them for my feet on the flight...." I just prayed he was nowhere near me as he clearly planned to spend the flight manicuring his feet
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
Have you updated it to say "Don't take any sharp objects in your hand luggage, you'll get given these with your in-flight meal"?

We got full metal cutlery on Iberia on this last trip.
Must admit I've never quite understood this law. If I were a naughty boy, I'd buy a bottle of something in DF, then simply smash it to create a horribly effective weapon.
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LOL sorry, it is the Barbie, and to be fair, if you have to ask what to do a an airport, you probably shouldn't be allowed out on your own anyhow.
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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Guy in front of me as I went through security at Heathrow this time had a pair of small scissors. As I went by he was trying to persuade the security guy to let him keep them, kept saying that they were his " special cuticle scissors and I need them for my feet on the flight...." I just prayed he was nowhere near me as he clearly planned to spend the flight manicuring his feet


Originally Posted by EvannTel
Must admit I've never quite understood this law. If I were a naughty boy, I'd buy a bottle of something in DF, then simply smash it to create a horribly effective weapon.
Yeah it's crazy.

Well I took my work backpack with me as HL this last trip and I forgot I kept my swiss army pocket knife in there (it was given to me ages ago).

It got through Heathrow to Joburg and Joburg to Cape Town. It was only picked up on x-ray on the way back from Cape Town and confiscated. So it's still possible to get them through.
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Who mentioned yer arse
Ooooooooohhhh thats not nice....you'll suffer for that one.....not sure how, but I'll come up with something
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Ooooooooohhhh thats not nice....you'll suffer for that one.....not sure how, but I'll come up with something http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs16/f/20..._Mrichston.gif
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
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I seem to already have an orderly queue, have you been advertising it elsewhere as well?!
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I seem to already have an orderly queue, have you been advertising it elsewhere as well?!
Elderly queue more like
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Elderly queue more like
You got my place under surveillance or something?
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