Final uk wish
May 17th 2006 | 3:02 am
#16
here and staying
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,351
From: happy in the hills of Perth......
Re: Final uk wish
to sit outside all the houses of the buggers who sit outside mine at 2.30am and play f***ing loud music in my car!!!!!!!
see if they can sleep!!!!!
see if they can sleep!!!!!
May 17th 2006 | 4:47 am
#17
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 775
From: Pacific Pines, Gold Coast.
Re: Final uk wish
I would tell the MIL and FIL what crap grandparents they have been and they are a poor excuse for human beings......if only I dare!!
LibbyX
LibbyX
May 17th 2006 | 7:02 am
#18
Thread Starter
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,146
From: Halls Head, WA
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by Loubags
I'd let down all the tyres on the 4x4s driven by women in this area and watch them panic when they couldn't drive the 50yards down the road to the local school and shops
Bugger it - why wait until I leave.
Bugger it - why wait until I leave.
I'd go round their houses and block their cars in when they need to go somewhere and then stand opposite chatting oblivious to their frustrations !
May 17th 2006 | 7:05 am
#19
here and staying
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,351
From: happy in the hills of Perth......
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by ohippy
Also I hate all the parents who turn up five minutes late for the school run and block everyone else in and then spend half an hour chatting in the playground so no one can get out of the car park because they're so selfish.
I'd go round their houses and block their cars in when they need to go somewhere and then stand opposite chatting oblivious to their frustrations !
PMSL
i think all those who do a school run can relate to this one (me included)
unless they are one of those parents! then they don't realise that this is aimed at them
May 17th 2006 | 7:15 am
#20
Thread Starter
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,146
From: Halls Head, WA
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by alan and sam
PMSL
i think all those who do a school run can relate to this one (me included)
unless they are one of those parents! then they don't realise that this is aimed at them
i think all those who do a school run can relate to this one (me included)
unless they are one of those parents! then they don't realise that this is aimed at them
May 17th 2006 | 7:18 am
#21
here and staying
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,351
From: happy in the hills of Perth......
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by ohippy
True - the thing is it's always the same parents and they could park without blocking people in only they'd have to walk further. They're the ones who don't work too !!
don't start me off!!!!
got one woman who insists (honest insists) on blocking 3 cars in at brownies even though there's spare parking spaces!!
evey one else sits and waits for her!! me?? NO WAY! i march into hall and say very loudly "can you please move my car! i have to pick up my other daughter" and glare at her !
opps ok she says!!!!
bloody cow!!! next week i'm going to block her in!!!!!
May 17th 2006 | 7:25 am
#22
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Final uk wish
When I answer the phone at work and they say 'Is that ****?' (company)
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
Or I would like to tell our clients that the person they have asked to speak to has left the company.
I would also like to put in pretend escort calling cards for our more important clients.
And then put a sign on the door outside saying 'Moved to Camden Town' with a pretend address on it.
Basically, just for one day, I would like to be really really naughty.
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
Or I would like to tell our clients that the person they have asked to speak to has left the company.
I would also like to put in pretend escort calling cards for our more important clients.
And then put a sign on the door outside saying 'Moved to Camden Town' with a pretend address on it.
Basically, just for one day, I would like to be really really naughty.
May 17th 2006 | 8:05 am
#23
Back in OZ!
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 905
From: Perth, Australia
Re: Final uk wish
I'd go see my Boss,
flick up my finger and tell him to 'Sit and spin'
I feel better just thinking it!
ooooh and then I'd do a tannoy saying 'Skippy has left the building...thank you for nothing losers' (skippy is the name everyone calls me at work...owing to my aussie accent on arrival 6 years ago...which has gone now)
flick up my finger and tell him to 'Sit and spin'
I feel better just thinking it!
ooooh and then I'd do a tannoy saying 'Skippy has left the building...thank you for nothing losers' (skippy is the name everyone calls me at work...owing to my aussie accent on arrival 6 years ago...which has gone now)
May 17th 2006 | 8:43 am
#24
Will work for shoes.....
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 390
From: Calgary
Re: Final uk wish
[QUOTE=Professional Princess]When I answer the phone at work and they say 'Is that ****?' (company)
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
I like this one, can i pinch this, i think i'll have to answer my home phone with this, it'll certainly shut the cold callers up
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
I like this one, can i pinch this, i think i'll have to answer my home phone with this, it'll certainly shut the cold callers up
May 17th 2006 | 9:23 am
#25
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,784
From: WA
Re: Final uk wish
win the lottery 
May 17th 2006 | 10:31 am
#26
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,808
From: Woop Woop
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
When I answer the phone at work and they say 'Is that ****?' (company)
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
Or I would like to tell our clients that the person they have asked to speak to has left the company.
I would also like to put in pretend escort calling cards for our more important clients.
And then put a sign on the door outside saying 'Moved to Camden Town' with a pretend address on it.
Basically, just for one day, I would like to be really really naughty.
I would like to reply 'This is PussyGoLightly's Club, how I can I help you?'
Or I would like to tell our clients that the person they have asked to speak to has left the company.
I would also like to put in pretend escort calling cards for our more important clients.
And then put a sign on the door outside saying 'Moved to Camden Town' with a pretend address on it.
Basically, just for one day, I would like to be really really naughty.
May 17th 2006 | 11:23 am
#27
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,584
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by hedgehog
Excellent!!!
I would blow up my next door neighbours extension. Extension was due to be built in Aug 2006, but they brought it forward to Jan 2006. We had just put house up for sale, we had a cash buyer who pulled out at the last minute due to the extension blocking off loads of light and almost doubling the size of their house and making it look like an eye sore, We had scaffolding on our property for 9 weeks they originally said 5. AAAGGGHHH!!! they have never knocked on our door to say thanks for all the mess/disruption etc.. inconsiderate BXXXXXXS. We have had 7 people view and every one said love the house but hate next doors extension. Hence we are still sat in Blighty with visas in passport and we may even have to go on a validation trip. So Blow up next doors 50 grand extension Yippeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
God I wish I could.
I would blow up my next door neighbours extension. Extension was due to be built in Aug 2006, but they brought it forward to Jan 2006. We had just put house up for sale, we had a cash buyer who pulled out at the last minute due to the extension blocking off loads of light and almost doubling the size of their house and making it look like an eye sore, We had scaffolding on our property for 9 weeks they originally said 5. AAAGGGHHH!!! they have never knocked on our door to say thanks for all the mess/disruption etc.. inconsiderate BXXXXXXS. We have had 7 people view and every one said love the house but hate next doors extension. Hence we are still sat in Blighty with visas in passport and we may even have to go on a validation trip. So Blow up next doors 50 grand extension Yippeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
God I wish I could.
May 17th 2006 | 6:44 pm
#28
Thread Starter
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,146
From: Halls Head, WA
Re: Final uk wish
This is fab I'm really enjoying myself.
I'd love to go up to my MD and ask him what he actually 'does' for a living. All I see is that he attends meetings and struts around the country with his company car and driver, flying first class everywhere AND then asks us to save money and not have pay rises etc. US, the 'workers' !! That's the ones who actually 'do' the work and not just have a chat about it over a cucumber sarnie at the local golf club !
I'm really enjoying myself.I'd love to go up to my MD and ask him what he actually 'does' for a living. All I see is that he attends meetings and struts around the country with his company car and driver, flying first class everywhere AND then asks us to save money and not have pay rises etc. US, the 'workers' !! That's the ones who actually 'do' the work and not just have a chat about it over a cucumber sarnie at the local golf club !
May 17th 2006 | 7:01 pm
#29
Forum Regular
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 38
Re: Final uk wish
i,m sorry i have to tell you this but all drivers over here drive like that ??? the young ones are the worst INCHES from the rear of your car,on phones ,and cutting you up etc. I keep telling myself.they would never pass a driving test in uk
May 17th 2006 | 7:54 pm
#30
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,387
From: On the edge of the Dandenongs, Melbourne
Re: Final uk wish
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Mine's simple really, I'd stuff up any BMW driver within a 20 mile radius (why oh why do they think they have different road rules to the rest of us!!!)
D D
D D
Now I drive a large saloon car, powerful enough, but I just pootle along at the speed limit and have rarely had the need to gesticulate at other drivers - it's almost a pleasure here Though I must be lucky - looking at some of the threads on here about Oz drivers!
Rachel
