Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 9356848)

Mr PP did one in bed last night, and it actually woke me up - it smelt like when you lift the lid off a penicillin bottle - you know that vile smell from certain antibiotics. Honestly, I was woken up to that smell.

He blamed it on the bio yoghurt we had last night, I have never smelt anything like it, until I farted a bit later and did one of the same.:sneaky:

Sometimes when you hold your farts in you get stomach ache so the only answer is to let rip. Sometimes when you let rip, you can follow through and there has been a couple of threads on that in the Lounge, do a search for 'the tanning salon' incident by Leslie and 'The Perfect Dump'.

Farting is the 'starter' and shitting is the main course of the 'menu of bowels'

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9363543)

It follows the same logic that states that women are better at multi-tasking than men, yet they cannot have a headache and have sex at the same time

Originally Posted by sammax (Post 9363544)

I could not live with a bloke that farted indisciminately! :

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 9363594)

:lol::lol:

im with you on that one
so if she has a headache we should sill be allowed to have sex?
sounds good to me:)

Originally Posted by sammax (Post 9363544)

I could not live with a bloke that farted indisciminately! An accident is one thing but deliberately dropping one's guts is disgusting! When we were at school all us girls used to tell the boys that girls took pills which stopped them farting - and they believed us!!:lol:

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 9363534)

There is nothing wrong with farting
Just as long as you say
Oops, sorry hee hee hee
This rule has been set by Pauline
If i let one go i get the look of death followed by you discusting
If pauline lets one rip all she has to do is say oops, sorry hee hee hee
For some reason this is ok and there is no reason for me to give her the look of death or god forbid even mention that she maybe discusting
Can someone please explain to me how this works?

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9363710)

Pauline knows best. Just accept it and dae whit yer telt. :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Rossi (Post 9360011)

I loved my lad's description when he was little........

"It's only a trouser cough"

By the way, NEVER hold back a fart, if you do then the gas can travel up the spinal cord to the brain............. it's where all the shite ideas come from

Originally Posted by sammax (Post 9366556)

"It's only a trouser cough"

- or a bottom burp:o