Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

That reaction is exactly why I didn’t mention it. :p

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

Ah, but you did.

Anti-breast weirdo. :p

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

anti farter :D

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

Everyone enjoys their own fart, however I did hear a story that someone claimed was true. Bloke on a business trip was having a meal in the pub dining room and was dying to let one rip, he thought he could get away with it because very loud music was being played. He let rip, everyone stopped talking and turned to look at him, just then he realised that the music was from his MP3 player.

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

Let you into a Secret... Nurses ... They go stand next to an unconscious patient, let rip, then blame it on the bloke in the bed if anyone notices...

Rock on Florence bleedin Nightingale

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

Oh God, the thought of farting nurses turns me on.

Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

dont be stupid woman!!!
only and adult would ask a silly question like that :p

What about Ball Scratching?
 

What about Ball Scratching?

Should you “turn away and have a play”, or just go for it.

Should you cover yourself with a raincoat in an attempt to remain unnoticed, or stand up and smile as you “rustle the roundies”?

Does it matter if you are in public when you slip a hand down your strides and check them out?

Should you grin at the obvious pleasure of finding the boys all present and correct?

Can you remain an acceptable member of society when you are caught with a both hands in your pockets?

Should you stand up at the opera or theatre, and accept the well wishes from those sitting behind - “Oy Ball Boy, stop playing with yer nuts and sit down”..?

Indeed, is it no longer socially acceptable to unzip the daks at a dinner party and have a quick rummage in the jocks?

Can you follow the women’s bra convention, slip your nokia in there, and make a fake attempt to check for calls and grab a crafty scratch as you do so?

:unsure:

Re: What about Ball Scratching?
 

Most men (and boys) don't realise what they're doing and most certainly don't think before the hand goes down. Where do you (they) think the balls may go? Why do they have to constantly check? WTF is that all about?

Re: What about Ball Scratching?
 

Ahhhh, you see over the years I have devised a cunning and very secretive way to nut scratch. I always take with me my trusty cricket ball. Whenever I'm feeling the crabs go walkabout on my coral sea of pubes, I simply pull out the cricket ball and start polishing away at it. There is an art to it though, rub too hard and the one-eyed purple sea monster might awaken and that is not an easy thing to hide.

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

I tend to sit on the floor with my back to the couch when watching tv, during the summer i have a fan next to me, so when i let rip, i turn the fan on and share the fun :D
my oldest daughter (16) always tells me how digusting it is etc, but when she does one, its suddenly very funny :confused:

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

These issues where legally acceptable behaviour offends a percentage of the population are deeply vexing.

What about the double whammy, where a guy stands up at the opera and repositions his nuts whilst playing the “trumpet voluntary”.

Is that doubly unacceptable, or only a mark of someone who doesn’t care about the feelings of fellow opera goers.

In these enlightened times maybe we should just lean to live with natural bodily function being performed for our entertainment.

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

Depends if he is expressing ;)

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

There is nothing wrong with farting
Just as long as you say
Oops, sorry hee hee hee
This rule has been set by Pauline
If i let one go i get the look of death followed by you discusting
If pauline lets one rip all she has to do is say oops, sorry hee hee hee
For some reason this is ok and there is no reason for me to give her the look of death or god forbid even mention that she maybe discusting
Can someone please explain to me how this works?

Re: Farting in public. Phaaaarp.
 

It follows the same logic that states that women are better at multi-tasking than men, yet they cannot have a headache and have sex at the same time