Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
#36
Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
I pulled a heavy duty munter last night down the boozer. Damn me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan...had more hands up her than Sooty...been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe...got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I could ride her into battle...seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician...a face like a stuntmans knee...so ugly not even a sniper would take her out...been shot over more times than Sarejevo...has an arse like a bag of spanners...a belly bigger than Santa Claus...
Still, at the end of the day, a shags a shag!
#37
Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
i just saw the pics. uggh ewww.
but why was it not a big issue when william's penis photos were leaked?
but why was it not a big issue when william's penis photos were leaked?
#40
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Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
O.K which one of you guys pulled on Friday?:
I pulled a heavy duty munter last night down the boozer. Damn me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan...had more hands up her than Sooty...been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe...got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I could ride her into battle...seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician...a face like a stuntmans knee...so ugly not even a sniper would take her out...been shot over more times than Sarejevo...has an arse like a bag of spanners...a belly bigger than Santa Claus...
Still, at the end of the day, a shags a shag!
I pulled a heavy duty munter last night down the boozer. Damn me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan...had more hands up her than Sooty...been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe...got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I could ride her into battle...seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician...a face like a stuntmans knee...so ugly not even a sniper would take her out...been shot over more times than Sarejevo...has an arse like a bag of spanners...a belly bigger than Santa Claus...
Still, at the end of the day, a shags a shag!
#43
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Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
Now they're ranting about how they want the editor of the magazine to be jailed. Seems like an over-reaction to me and I'm wondering what other pictures are lurking out there - the photographer took hundreds. Perhaps the threats are about trying to scare anyone else off of publishing pictures of them doing something... else on that balcony.
#44
Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
Now they're ranting about how they want the editor of the magazine to be jailed. Seems like an over-reaction to me and I'm wondering what other pictures are lurking out there - the photographer took hundreds. Perhaps the threats are about trying to scare anyone else off of publishing pictures of them doing something... else on that balcony.
My guess is the editor isn't coughing up the name, and so they are leaning on her. Given the laws almost certainly broken, they could probably get her jailed.
Personally I think the SAS and the photographer turning up with broken fingers might be the most effective way forward...
#45
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Re: Exclusive Wills & Kate topless photos
I think its more to do with the french paparazzi killing his mum - they want the name of the photographer so they can hang him out to dry, publicly, as a warning to others.
My guess is the editor isn't coughing up the name, and so they are leaning on her. Given the laws almost certainly broken, they could probably get her jailed.
Personally I think the SAS and the photographer turning up with broken fingers might be the most effective way forward...
My guess is the editor isn't coughing up the name, and so they are leaning on her. Given the laws almost certainly broken, they could probably get her jailed.
Personally I think the SAS and the photographer turning up with broken fingers might be the most effective way forward...