Uncle Fester

..thought "what the hell am I doing here?"

The lady is not.....

sasbear

wearing any knickers

You want the goods - you pays the....

Uncle Fester

....overinflated price that late night shops get away with charging.

We may be in the gutter, but we're looking up at....

iPom

the underwear of all the women (and men) wearing skirts who walk by.




All paid jobs absorb and degrade ....

Uncle Fester

...but at least we can get p****d on the proceeds


When in Rome....

iPom

keep an eye on your backpack and camera.



One swallow...

Fiona&malc

and suddenly you are a bad person



dont push too hard, your dreams are

Scott

slighty odd & involve snakes , eehhhhwwww



Ever since I was a young boy i've played the silver ball , From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all ,
But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall ,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a ..........................

LisaD_uk

cracking tune on that banjo.


It is I....................

Scott

who ate the last Rollo


Hey , Suka you ain't gettin me on no plane .............

Uncle Fester

...unless I can have the same 'hostie' Ralph Fiennes had

I was born under.....

Fiona&malc

-neath the aaaarrcchhheessssss



Flat out like a

Uncle Fester

....bit of roadkill

All good things come....

Call me AL

in discreet packaging.

A good husband is....

thewoodz

is worth waiting up for


follow the yellow brick road