Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au

Suffice to say, just back from work, and the wife has asked me why I only have 1 sock on !!!!!



I used to work for Granada TV delivering TV and video's.
One year near christmas time, after a heavy previous night out, I turned up at this address with a HUGE brand new all singing and dancing tv. The tv was bloody heavy and after the previous night out I doubled up in pain and desparate to use the loo.
After bringing the tv into their lounge I asked to use the loo while the 2 teenagers of the house started looking longingly at the tv, it was a complete suprise to them to have this new tv.

The explosion in the toilet must have been heard, felt, and smelt all the way down the street I'm sorry to admit but needs must.
Used up all the toilet roll left, no air freshener, and the window didn't open but no worries as all my sins would be forgotten for bringing them a new tv for christmas!


WRONG


When i got downstairs the mother had returned and told me thet hadn't ordered a new tv and I should have been next door.

Ooooopppppssssssssss


Johnnyyt