I started on an 800 cal diet. The dinner was an unimaginative glop and a glass of a protein drink. Dullest meal in years.

why FFS

reading the dull thread

GCSs - pleasure centre in the brain gets suppressed that results in onsets of gluttony and obsessive self pleasuring scratch that. Need to lose about 25 pounds in other words, not in any shape to go to the gym, so there. Dull-er innit.

but there are plenty of bikini clad lovelies down the gym, well in mine anyway

Thought you'd cancelled your subscription to the cross-dressing gym?

why I'm the founder member

I have a woman who has a bullterrier and I am quite attached to me bollocks, so thanks but no thanks.

Not so sure about your fellow gym bunnies

not in my gym

Wasn't Jodie Marsh white?

Think she was basted with gravy browning for the oven. Be a bit tough now though with all that muscle and sinew

Well if she ever comes here she'll have to make do with Green Gravy as you can't get the Bisto.

Careful, this could be becoming slightly tarnished instead of dull!! I feel a ban coming on

Best I join you