Morning, latte please bartender/wench

Ain't it about time you took your turn at serving!

Mine's a coffee with a wee kick in it!

Cheers

Ginny

Nope I'm a chauvinist pig

...and I'm a lazy cow. Glass of Pinot please

mmm sounds good may I join you

Make that a bottle then

Whos serving here anyway?

lets just help ourselves, so what you been up to today?

I've been to meadowhall and jeez do I need a drink

I've just got up

LOL I really am in the twilight zone sooooooooooooooooo what are you doing today

Sod all probably, I have to go and get more presents or the kids as more money has been deposited in my UK account for them

Xmas shopping is easy here no crowds.

Oh and it's going to piss down today

have you had a lot of rain then?

Nah not too much, it can piss down for hours though and then a few hours later everything is bone dry.

Our lawn never get's green.

Listening to Capital Radio as no festive music on Aussie radio they just don't play it.

In fact I think I've only heard fifty songs maximum in the four months we've been here

My idea of heaven

Just doesn't feel like xmas, Rachel hates it.

They play james Blunt all the time

Oh God, I think i'd rather have Slade