The Drop Bear Inn.
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
is that like half of a male orgasm ?
I wouldnt know.. i NEVER do anything by halves
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Right....I am here and I claim that barstool in the corner as MINE!!!!!!
Now....someone gimme a strong scotch and coke!!
Now....someone gimme a strong scotch and coke!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
Right....I am here and I claim that barstool in the corner as MINE!!!!!!
Now....someone gimme a strong scotch and coke!!

Now....someone gimme a strong scotch and coke!!

Hello. You can keep the manky stool, i'm having the big comfy padded chair in the snug
Anyway.. its YOUR round
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Wish I hadnt taught myself to only drink after 6pm 
below is a test, dont be alarmed:

below is a test, dont be alarmed:
Last edited by Luke I Amyofath; Dec 9th 2005 at 2:35 pm.
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Originally Posted by fraser
A bottle of Krug please bartender 

Only have VB left sorry, fancy a schooner ?
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
have you signed a temp membership ticket / Cant play the pokies without it mate.
Only have VB left sorry, fancy a schooner ?
Only have VB left sorry, fancy a schooner ?
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Do you serve Cascade Premium?
(think carefully before answering, as if you DO sell it, I may become a regular......!)
(think carefully before answering, as if you DO sell it, I may become a regular......!)
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
have you signed a temp membership ticket / Cant play the pokies without it mate.
Only have VB left sorry, fancy a schooner ?
Only have VB left sorry, fancy a schooner ?
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Do you serve Cascade Premium?
(think carefully before answering, as if you DO sell it, I may become a regular......!)
(think carefully before answering, as if you DO sell it, I may become a regular......!)
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
Is that a schooner of sweet sherry - oh yes please barman that would be marvellous. Can you serve it to me in the snug?
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Have a few left downstairs hold on
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Excellent! I shall set myself up for a good session. Sadly lacking in pubs round here !
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Bladdy 'ell mate, Ive only got one pair of hands and Im making cocktails for tom cruise at the moment
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
I say barman, I am still waiting. Looks like you may need some hired help.
What was it you wanted again ?
Im not feeling too well but with xmas coming I need all the hours I can get. Bladdy managers a lazy git too, he can see how Im fixed and wont lift a finger to help out.
He takes full advantage of our free soft drinks policy but if he asks me to pour one morwe freakin' lemon squash Im gonna piss in the glass



